Durleyfos

In no particular order... Oasis Madness Stone Roses Queen Blur Teh Jam Teh Smiths Dodgy Teh Sex Pistols Teh Who

I read somewhere Rod is a friend of WGS, if we can get Gordy to put in a good word about his time here...

What date was it?

Is he God yet?

...we used to sing Sha-la la la la la la de la de da.

I don't like her, but I don't begrudge her trying to make a better life for her family in the best way she knows how. If her face is plasrered all over teh front page of a newspaper, I'll just buy one without her on.

No, it's at teh side of the house which is clearly visable from our front bedroom window.

There is a lesbian that lives opposite me. I'd heard she was before I saw her, so imagine my horror when she turned out to be a gorgeous blonde with huge breasts. To see her walking around in short skirts and crop-tops is terrible. I won't even go into the details of the hot tub parties she holds in the summer for all of her likeminded friends... Needless to say, I've written several times to the Daily Mail to complain.

I'm chasing teh dragon.

Their rendidtion of "Who the f*cking hell are you?" came accross loud and clear on the tellybox!

So the entire population of Wales turned out? That's pretty impressive, IMO.

I think the phrase "No sh!t, Sherlock" springs to mind.

Gizza clue.

The Changingman. Time to start a rumour...

Coldplay. Teh drummer can then buy the club while he's here.

Driving a lorry on teh M1.

I blame Jonathon Ross.

I like that idea.

Only on Sunday afternoons when his missus is out with the kids...

I think his middle name is Idiot.

Now we have hailstones.

Teh sun is shining over the Chapel Stand now.

I shall watch 'Quadrophenia' tonight, as it is a most splendid film.

Are you suggesting she was gagging for it?

Or 'Deaf Treats'. Wilde's paying for a load of deaf kids to go to St Mary's. Come to think of it, that's not much of a treat, the poor little buggers have suffered enough.