Durleyfos

You started off very well, I lol'd at the first one, chuckled at the second one and wanted to kill you by the end of the fourth.

to the people who actually think Hairy Kuntflapp is actually on the shortlist for SPOY.

Sports personality? Andy Murreh has the personality of an envelope.

lol pimp my brief

Chico.

I'm beginning to like David Van Day. Winds everyone up a treat. Especially that Nicola tart, the dim bint. BTW, I'm not a gheyer, my missus watches it.

That's given me an idea for a Facebook group - 'Get Mick Channon Knighted' If I knew how to start one...:confused:

I thought this thread was about throwing out your rubbish, not throwing out your granny.

3-0 Milan. 'Arry told me.

What exactly is the point of Victoria Beckham? :confused:

Ess & Ruu

What about Jade & Shilpa?

How can she be so ugly with just one head? :confused:

As no-one else has said it, Rule 1.

lol at the numptyness on this thread.

Germs and bacteria have feelings too, ffs.

Never too early for a cheeky Guiness.

Tonight - nowt. Tomorrow night - Platform Tavern for loopyjuice then Kuti's for a Rubeh Murreh, then the Frog & Friggate for a sing song and more loopyjuice. Sunday - curse the fact I drunk too much loopyjuice and probably argued with teh missus. Anticipating 8/10 Probably 3/10

lol, looks like a smurf.

Can someone pm me the transcripts on B-anter? Pretty please? XXX

lol, wtf is that all about?

Fully agree. Having a son around the same age as 'P', I can't bring myself to read the details of what the poor little soul went through.

Be a man, go in dry.

Jackie Brown on Film 4 last night.

Cliff Richard It's the B side to Mistletoe and Wine.