Durleyfos

I hate motor bikers who drive towards me on my side of the road when the oncomming traffic is stationary. I tend to drift over to the middle of the road so they have to pull back in. :smt098

Tonight - Pack. Tomorrow - Fly to Portugal. Sunday - Sit in a bar and watch Saints beat QPR. Monday - Sit in the sun, maybe have a few beers. Tuesday - See Monday. Wednesday - See Tuesday. Thursday - See Wednesday. Friday - See Thursday. Saturday - Fly back home. Sunday - Cry.

Danny Wallace's overhead kick vs Liverpool at The Dell. Mid 80's ish. I was stood on my wooden stool in the Family Centre.

Ben's Brother - Stuttering.

I refuse to pay it. Better to go to the pub and watch the games.

I doubt that very much.

To be frank(ed), he was a bit of a tit.

Back in the test tube.

In one of the papers, they said the Ingerlund fans were singing "We hate Satanta" at the last game.

I'm so glad I didn't pay my fiver.

I hate Andy Murray. There, I said it. A good way of using my third post of the day.

The only way he'd buy SFC is if Brooklyn says "Dad, can I have a cowboy outfit for my birthday, please?"

In one of the Sunday papers, they said the crowd were cheering his oponent.

Tonight - Paint skirting boards in new conservatory. Then go to TGI Friday in Park Gate for beer and wimminz perving. Saturday - Move furniture from living room to conservatory. Paint living room. Sunday - Continue teh decorating.

I use coarse sandpaper.

The words "wizard's" and "sleeve" spring to mind.

Fail.

I tried to get my seat in the Archers after the Brighton game (I was sat elsewhere), but some c*nt had broken the back and nicked the seat.

I agree, they did tend to go round in circles.

My missus has always wanted to do that. Can you take her with you?

So am I. Please tell me you're not going to Portugal. :confused:

Hairy C*ntflapp all the way.

Don't sue him, Crouchie.

Pop over Sunday if you've got an hour free, mate.

I thought he was going to Poopey?