Durleyfos

This was the only weekend I didn't argue with my missus.

A mate of mine did that. I was behind him, took his money then bought the first few rounds in the pub with his money.

I love it when you talk durtie.

My Nan says "Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs" :confused:

Did you see him in Boyatt Wood?

When did nickh become Mavis, last time I looked he was Norris? :confused:

Hard boiled eggs in a fish pie is also most welcome.

Oh noes, the phesants are revolting!

Teh bloke on the Safestyle Windows advert. I said you buy one, you get one free.

Something to get myself nominated in Teh Darwin Awards.

I do hope the producer of the show has lost their job over this.

Blackbird and a racoon. I'd cal it a rabird.

Sounds a bit saucy.

Wouldn't it be called a swonkey?

The members gallery on S4E. Some right ugly bastards in there.

What the TMS needs is a thread about actractive actresses who star in hospital based continuing dramas on television.

Not heads with turbans on, I hope? Turbans are racist.

Why should fags get an extra break? Political

As far as I can tell, the black Jewish French troll with the big nose who likes sh1te music and is married to a white African won. HTH

Coal

Not even Rusty Lee?

Why not just put Scotland back? Or is that too obvious? Other countries survive with numerous timezones.

He wont get a touch.

Last Night - 'Our House' at Teh Mayflower. Tonight - Seksey time with teh missus. (Hopefully) Tomorrow - Painting skirting boards, then off to Teh Brook in Fairy Oaks for niece's birthday party. Sunday - More painting of skirting boards.

Didn't he present 'Points of View' before Tezza Wogan?