Durleyfos

Everyone want to me me. Stu wishes he was me.

This thread makes me feel I'm going to buy myself 'Physics for Dummies' next time I'm in Waterstones.

Went there on holiday, it was crap.

You lot should brush up on your pun skills. Teh Mods should pull teh plug on this thread.

I will be out with my 14 month old nipper who will be dressed as a scarry pumpkin. He will be asking for cans of lager as his treat.

Proper lol.

What is he protesting about?

Tonight: Chinese takeaway and pint in teh pub. Tomorrow: Daddy time with Jack. Sunday: Go out somewhere if teh weather's nice.

No, a rhino. HTH.

That's how much it costs to print them...

Only if she's a tennis umpire.

Barack Obama and Sarah Palin.

I think we took about 2000. Got ****ed fro 5 days solid, still only spent about £100, it was so cheap! :partyman: Good trip to Dracula's Castle, too. Happy Daze.

He just got a bit tetchy now and again. He always looked smart, too.

A £50 note from everyone I know.

Take your time when you do it.

It gives me an excuse to go to teh pub to watch their games on TV. So, Go Ingerlund.

Friday: Went to town, got tvvatled. 8/10. Saturday: Went to Bournemouth, sat on beach eating fish & chips in teh sunshine, watched footeh on tellybox. 7/10. Sunday: Cousins 18th Birthday do. 6/10. Met Hatch. 1/10

I saw Jethro at the Mayflower with two broken ribs, having been on the sharp end of a good kicking the night before. That hurt like hell.

So does my son.

Or Extreme Atheists (EA) ?

What is extreme is doing them at the same time.

Takes the phrase 'Eating Pussy' to a whole new level.

She looks a bit 'Downie'

The only thing you'll have to worry about is Lowelife shooting you.