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I'd like to see Angus back for a one off guest appearance as host.

Jack Dee and Alex Armstrong have been the best IMO. I think Brian Blessed would get on your nerves after a while, he'd exhaust you just watching him!

She's broken David Blaine's record of doing f*ck all in a box. Good to see her finally making something of her life.

I kind of assumed you did anyway!

Sperm counts were down and blood preasures was up.

Saturday night? Big marquee? Man playing gramaphone records? Lots of p155ed people? Ringing any bells?

Good at dancing to Madness too! :cool:

Is it "The Big One" this year mate?

Irish Rover - Dubliners / Teh Pogues.

He's been at Div 1 level for the last few years, so he'll be used to it.

Yes, yes you are. Regards, Mr Pot.

I'd love to come and play again, trouble is I'll be in teh pub. Hopefully I'm going to start playing after the wedding next week. I bet you can't wait! ;-)

Plentabong.

Bit harsh, she's already seperated from him.

Exactly, had fantastic time there! Was pretty cheap for beer when I went there, dunno what the prices are like now, though. Lap dances were quite expensive, worth it, but expensive! (Better than anything you get over here! )

They're all a bunch of corrupt, money grabbing c*nts, whichever side of the house they sit on.

Or you could hang it in the back window of your car

Pancake's wife. How could I forget...

Gail Porter before she shaved her hair off.

When did he play for us? :confused:

Or Dic k Dastardly.

Shame that didn't happen last year in the FA Cup Final.

Is it Nabraska / Alaska, Sue?

Mint Imperials are good for easing heartburn.

Asthma attack at Crystal Palace a few year ago. Ended up in hospital on a nebuliser being treated by a very attractive blond doctoress from Australia. :heart: