Durleyfos

I remember the good old days of everyone from TMS going over to the main bored and posting random stuff on the threads. How childish.

My father-in-law bought one at the Ipswich game and gave it to me. Woo Hoo, ebay here I come!

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We drank in the bar in The Hilton attached to the ground. No problems, nice friendly home fans and stewards in there. Not overly expensive either.

I heard an interview with the jolly sweaty on Chris Evans this morning on the way to work. Nearly crashed the car as I fell into a boredom induced coma.

Is it illegal to throw coins at them? They could make a fortune!

There's plenty of those on here, don't you know!

They did. David Blunket is the new guy, hope he has better luck.

The people of Haiti have been blasted as rude and ungrateful after rejecting a container full of P*mpey shirts saying they were derperate but still wanted to maintain their dignity.

I loved Tevez goal celebrations too. Aimed squarely at Gary Neville who said in the press that Tev wasn't worth 25m. GN really is a prize plank.

me too! :cool:

Pikey Central.

A bloke is beginning his first night banged up in prison. His cell mate takes out his c*ck to reveal a monster of a c*ck. He bashes it against the toilet bowl and breaks the bowl. He then bashes it against the frame of the bunk bed and buckles the frame. He then says to the new guy "I'm now gonna f*** you with this" The man replies "Thank f*** for that, I thought you were going to hit me with it"

I think it's too early to make jokes about the Haiti earthquake. We should let the dust settle first.

Every 10 laps, the drivers should have to get out and be spun around by the pit crew for 30 seconds before attempting to get back in the car and driving off. Or have little bunny ears attached to their crash helmets. Or have sidecars fitted to each car. Bernie, I have loads of ideas. Call me. X

Like liquidised leaf litter and twigs, which as we all know is in 'real' ale?

"Jon"

Is this a new reality show?

Bloke goes into a fetish club & asks for total humiliation. "£42" says the hostess. "What do I get for that?" he asks. "A P*mpey shirt" she replies.

The last 30 minutes of PFC. DO-DO DO-DO DOODLEY DO - POW!

Jabba The Hut is an easier one to pull of for Hatch than Princess Leia...

I would like to see us buy a big name player at the end of his career come to us and be a class above anything else in the CCC. Similar to Paul Merson when he signed for the Skints, I mean the Skates.

Pr*ck. Why should we pick up YOUR dog's shyte? :mad: If I owned a dog, I'd do the decent thing and pick up any of his shyte and dispose of it in the correct way. P.S well done Somewhere in Northam! :wink:

From reading his posts, I've always thought Wiltshire Saint to be a total bellend. After reading his posts on this thread, I am in no doubt that he IS a total bellend. PICK YOUR DOG'S SHYTE UP YOU C*NT.

I thought that was a picture of the child worrier Michael Jackson just before he died. Same nose.