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Simon says "Put your hands on your hips" "Ha, you're out"

Get her to the doctors then.

I went to Malta as a child and I saw Pat Jennings. Hopefully you'll be as lucky.

Wasn't the farmer who shot the pikey called Martin as well? One big happy Norfolk family!

I was one of those! First time I've left early, was by the park & ride buses when we heard the cheer. Ran back to watch the pens.

Oh dear.

He has the personality of an envelope.

I wouldn't be surprised if Joe shares the same closet as Louis.

I was listening to Talk Sport this morning, Mickey Quinn read out an email from a Sunderland fan - "I'd like to hello to all the P*mpey fans comming up to the Stadium of Light today. And the taxi driver bringing them"!! Proper lol moment.

My god, I've missed this place!!

I've been to Wincherster and I'm not ghey. My boyfriend is, though. :smt008

My two front teeth.

Whoever wins will be forgotten about in another 12 months.

B*ll*cks, didn't read to the end of the thread!:mad: Another go... Just watched the news for the deaf re the floods in Cumbria. The woman signing gave up after three attempts at (0ckermouth.

You can't win. I thought I'd help out in the Salvation Army Soup Kitchen. They got all upset with me at the end of the night, all I said was "Come on, hurry up. Some of us have homes to go to!"

Wigan have admited that there was a handball in the build up to their goal. They have sportingly offered to replay the game.

I didn't think they played too badly on Sunday. They've just got noone to score any goals. lol.

'The Last Post' brings me to tears everytime I hear it.

It goes to show any Sh*te can get to number 1 these days.

Rickie, Rickie Lambert. Everyone knows his name. Rickie, Rickie Lambert. Scores a goal in every game. To the tune of R*p*rt The Bear. Used by the Newcastle fans for Philippe Albert.

The blonde bird who died was the best of a bad lot.

lol

I remember belting out 'I'm singing in the rain' at Bucharest.

So have I, it's is very nice.

Did they have any to lose?