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At home. I will have my face painted, though.

If you ever do a Google image search for Gary Oldman, for God's sake don't forget the 'r'.

Bloke sat behind me for the P*mpey game slept through the whole game! He woke up when we scored, shouted "Take that you skate barstewards" then went back to sleep. He did that for both goals.

There really is some cretinous people on twitter looking at those 'trends' Cheryl Cole is an amazing singer? Cher Lloyd is stunning? We miss Michael Jackson? ffs...

I'm enjoying 'Touch' the new Keifer Sutherland project. Once you get past him not being Jack Bauer, it's good.

Ride on lawnmowers are the goat's scrotes.

Webbed knuckles dragging on the ground, confused look as to why the buildings and cars aren't on fire... Should be easy to spot!

Is that the bottom of the barrel I hear being scraped?

[video=youtube;4PL-DFrgzRs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PL-DFrgzRs Not bad.

Great, isn't it?

I've just taken part in the UK blindfolded masturbation compitition. God knows where I came.

I'm the bestest fan ever. I still haven't left the ground yet.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/relationships/a1385104-Center-Parcs-Anal-sex A very funny thread. I thought you all would like this!

Seeing as Merse is dyslexic, I can understand him having trouble with some of the surnames of the foreign players. I like him, very entertaining.

Wave 105 seems to be the best of a bad lot for local radio stations.

Is that photo taken before, during or after the game?

Can you still buy the bricks? I know you can't buy the pavers anymore.

I will stop supporting England if he's the new manager. Already hate most of the players anyway.

Corned Beef hash is lovely. Mix the corned beef in with mashed potato, stick it all in an ovenproof dish and sprinkle grated cheese over the top (and sliced tomato if you like) and whack it under the grill. Scrummy yumyums.

in 10 minutes time...

We could be twins! Exactly what I was gonna say!

Pretty in Pink. Enemy at the Gates. Cruel Intentions. Scary Movie. Fight Club.

Dumb & Dumber.

Why? Darren Anderton is a born and bred Saints fan, he did well for Pompey. If he's a proffessional, he'll play at his best for whoever he plays for.