Durleyfos

There is a big farmhouse just been sold in Durley for over £1m. hmm, I wonder...

I heard it's called 'earning your red wings'

I think it's because people can relate a bit more to 80k a week rather than 4.2 million a year. 80k a year is obtainable to some high flying business people. They think "Blimey, I work my arse off for 50-60 odd hours a week and get that in a year, while he takes that home in a week for a lot less hours."

Chicken Tikka Jalfrezi worked for me on Saturday night.

is it ok to laugh at fat retarded kids now?

I have a ****e signal living out in the sticks in Durley. My missus is on Vodafone and has a lot better signal. Gonna move to Vodafone.

Slightly out of town, but The Codfather in Hedge End and Paul's Plaice in Bishops Waltham are both excelent.

She was in the Itchen North concourse at half time, she does indeed look better in the flesh. That is not the most flattering picture.

As you have read the books, you will be aware that Jack Reacher is a big, tall, heavily built ex military policeman. I read yesterday that a film is going to be made from one of the books (I can't remember which one) Who do you think they cast as Jack Reacher? Tom Cruise! FFS.

A mate of mine nicked th old Ensign that flew off the back of the Ark Royal! That thing was mahoosive! It must have been 7 feet high by 17 feet wide!

Tahar will always be my hero for that.

Because some of our fans are mongs.

I found out recently the young lady who lives oposite me is a pole dancer. A quick google image search of her was quite a bonus, too! No Rule 1s either!

Wasn't it a sideways one, against QPR at Loftus Road?

I've read a couple of these books, good bedtime reading!

Keith Moon's Biography. Moon the Loon is a very fitting nickname!

They sounded noisy from Block 5.

Swingboat in River Inn garden. Beach in Florida Outdoor jacuzzi at a log cabin in a Devon holiday park.

My wife has left me because of my obsession with 'The Monkees' At first I thought she was kidding me. Then I saw her face...

Can I have the first blonde model sent to my room, please?

Oh, nuts. Not covering myself in glory on this thread!

"I'm so liking that" No, "I like that".

I might still go, it's actually Bob Dillon, not Lou Reed!

Him and Mark Knopfler are at the BIC 14 Oct. Was thinking of going as I like LR's stuff. Having second thoughts now...