I want to be a gypsy pikey Irish cu nt , traveller, or diddie coy, it must be so romantic travelling the cu-ntryside setting up camp after you have a court order to move you on, tearing down fences, smashing open locked gates, dumping rubble and builders waste was around a camp fire made from stolen cars. flouting the law
Stealing from the old so you can reproduce vast amounts. Do some grabbing at the weekend even, you get to drive a brand new van every year. Everybody loves you.
Even after a hard days thieving you come home "wherever it is" and your caravan is spotless. I hear horse drowning is the latest pastime for the kids....
What a life.. now where is my clean wife beater I need to see my daaggs.
Oh and you can donate some money to them !
http://www.gypsy-traveller.org/