Danbert

Very tight table that, with Pompey just three points above Wimbledon in tenth. It would be hugely amusing if they missed out on promotion, sacked their manager and completely rebuilt the squad over the summer.

Buying? Surely, that would involve actually paying?

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-set-to-extend-training-ground-1-7032210

That's two goals from their last four home games

Turns out Jed Wallace is ****: http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2015/10/20/kenny-jackett-admits-jed-wallace-is-struggling-at-wolverhampton/

The most passionestest have been throwing coins: http://mobile.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-statement-2747194.aspx

Maybe he just thinks Alli is a better player.

It's the conditions, I imagine. The total lack of Championship-standard floodlighting in Cambridge must be getting to them.

http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-supporters-trust-keen-on-golden-share-idea-1-6999058

Given this huge and not at all pathetic global fan base, surely they'll soon be back where such a massive club belongs? http://mobile.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/mark-catlin-visits-pompey-stateside-supporters-club-in-las-vegas-2720473.aspx

"Admired around the world," allegedly: http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/trust-announce-increase-in-shareholding

******

Daringly, they've set a date. Expect the new dawn that is Championship-standard illumination next Tuesday.

Trouser snake, knob, cock, ****, John Thomas, Willy, phallus, member, manhood, dong, *****, chopper, todger

Comical Allen has a book coming out: http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-book-to-hit-the-shops-1-6976297

Clyne's now an England regular and Schneiderlin's a fixture in the Man U midfield. Even with my rose-tinted spectacles firmly in place, that's hardly a step backwards for them.

They've started work on the floodlights, allegedly.

47% and counting...

No, and no-one's planning to blow us up either.

Return of the Jedi's next, right?

Much improved performances from JWP and Targett. Romeu was fantastic, Pelle and Tadic played well but Mane was the MOTM IMHO.

Took my son who was mildly heart broken. I tried to explain that, as a Saints supporter, he should get used to loosing dour games in the rain - that it was traditional. Didn't really help :-(

Bestest http://www.talkingbaws.com/2015/08/18/video-this-hilarious-portsmouth-fan-clearly-had-a-little-too-much-to-drink-vs-plymouth/

Having also watched highlight videos, I didn't see anything special about him at all. We'll see, I guess...

The voices in his head