Danbert

http://fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=629590 "We need someone that can take us up in one season so hopefully Cook will quit and we can look at a proper manager like Pellegrini"

Hahahahahaha

What does this: "Blues supporters have witnessed the far-fetched occurrence of a goalkeeping netting a stoppage time equaliser at Morecambe this season." even mean?

The thrilling day Mick Williams forgot to turn his phone off in court:

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/apr/05/middlesbrough-huddersfield-championship-match-report The whole match report is one long Gaston eulogy...

They have donkeys for that

Thought he looked decent when he came on, particularly when he setup Pelle with a lovely little dinked pass.

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Their fixture list leading up to this game is extreme. I fancy us to wipe the floor with them.

So... with 16 games still to play, the Skates face nine away matches, and they haven't won away from home in 2 months. Nearly all of their 7 remaining home games are against teams in the promotion race. With just one win in their last 6 matches, I'm really starting to doubt that they'll stay the course.

Pluckiest, bravest and bestest most ten-maniest heroics

They're dressing this up as a public consultation on the future of the fortress: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/pompey-fans-to-be-given-say-in-fratton-future-1-7206028 "We took over a stadium in a pretty poor state, and although it is as good as it has been for many years, fundamentals still require sorting out in the next two to three years. For instance, the Milton end is pretty much shot to bits now and is a big problem for the club." It may be a cess pit, but it's definitely the bestest most bottomless money pit. "Public consultation" evidently means that the gulible few will fleeced yet again to stop Fortress Fratton from blowing away in the next stiff breeze. WTFILN?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/football/pompey/globe-gate-was-second-lowest-in-pompey-history-1-7195437?

What a strike from Rickie too... Highlights here:

They didn't lose. They heroically almost won.

Well, that was plucky

http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/pst-to-work-with-ea-sports? So basically, my mate works for EA Sports and he'll give us some free gear.

The Blue Few are not our rivals. They used to be, now they're just a joke.

My member's still young and perky

Disappointed with this game. I'd rather be losing to Oxford United.

Clasie looked really, really good today. I thought he had more influence on the game than Morgan.

Oh... my... God...

Nice to see they're giving something back to the fans: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/portsmouth-football-club-seeking-volunteers-for-labouring-work-2913950.aspx?

Lol :-)