Danbert

You may well think that, but have you ever asked yourself why you spend your weekend traveling some distance and paying a lot of money to hurl abuse at someone you've never met?

**** that's funny

I don't know whether to laugh or cry... http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-aren-t-only-club-at-heart-of-city-1-6331679

http://www.chichester.co.uk/sport/pompey-latest/catlin-makes-pompey-transfer-pledge-1-6331860 ‘We will not take a hire purchase approach again. ‘We have applied sound business practices and got to this position financially by running a very tight ship. ‘It is not our intention to start leaking water again. ‘This is not like people buying a car before they can afford it.’ Just struck me as funny given that their sponsored by the spiv car finance company.

Lol - that's the stuff

The guy is hilarious... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB_4UkGzjA8

C'mon Rallyboy - make something out of this... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/hypnotist-night-at-fratton-park-1983193.aspx?

Ooops, old article

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/apr/18/portsmouth-care-community-club-pompey "We had a loan of £1.45m from the city council, which we paid off in two months, and a loan of £1.2m from our property-development partner, Stuart Robinson, which we agreed to pay off within a year and that's on schedule. We're ahead of schedule on the football creditor debts. The final parachute payment, which runs out this summer, has helped us to do that..." So are these debts paid, or are they Pompey paid / unpaid?

http://www.fcbusiness.co.uk/news/article/newsitem=3439/title=portsmouth+complete+legacy+debt+payments?

There's hope for the portacabin redevelopment project yet

Obviously we could have a bad day at the office and they could park the bus and nick it but I'd expect and hope that we play them off the park. They are truly pants.

I love the way they're dressing up repairing their dilapidated shack so all the pond life don't accidentally burn to death as "boosting the capacity of the stadium".

And the endless non-paragraphs about where the guy sits

One of Neil's finest: http://www.bognor.co.uk/sport/pompey-latest/pompey-defender-keen-to-vacate-unwanted-seat-1-6318754 I can't believe this drivel makes it into print

I think this is the first of the plucky fan funders who has paid for the privilege of writing his own personal match report on the Pourtsmouth FC site. I just find the whole concept really weird... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/fanfunders-wycombe-report-1933361.aspx?

I went to a school in Kent. Our portacabins sank of ****.

It doesn't actually say their making a financial contribution.

Lots of laughs in this one: http://www.bognor.co.uk/sport/pompey-latest/first-look-at-pompey-training-ground-1-6314026 WTF Neil??? Building? Secondhand portacabin? Caravan? No property developers here, nope, never, not true.

It's official, they are the bestest: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2764077/Portsmouth-fans-watch-League-Two-draw-Wycombe-QPR-manage-Premier-League-clash-against-Stoke.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490

You share a bed?

No gimic to pathetic... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/meet-pompeys-latest-signing-1927537.aspx

This was what got to me: "The Car Finance Company and The World Of Cars have similar values to ours as a community football club." Presumably this boils down to "milking the plebs for all they're worth."

Quite a few, I think...

I think you mean "Europe's leading alternative finance provider."