Danbert

No, and no-one's planning to blow us up either.

Return of the Jedi's next, right?

Much improved performances from JWP and Targett. Romeu was fantastic, Pelle and Tadic played well but Mane was the MOTM IMHO.

Took my son who was mildly heart broken. I tried to explain that, as a Saints supporter, he should get used to loosing dour games in the rain - that it was traditional. Didn't really help :-(

Bestest http://www.talkingbaws.com/2015/08/18/video-this-hilarious-portsmouth-fan-clearly-had-a-little-too-much-to-drink-vs-plymouth/

Having also watched highlight videos, I didn't see anything special about him at all. We'll see, I guess...

The voices in his head

Nice to see the not at all argumentitive genius behind the training ground fence is driving the ground redesign

Thank God, their historic picture is back: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-salute-return-of-old-friend-1-6895999 Now all they're missing are a few chairs and a clock right?

What's this all about then? http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/pst-statement

Does anyone know of a stream for the match?

Futuristic! Do we even have a ping pong table? They're setting a standard here, how will we keep up?

1-1 against non-league opposition. I know it's only pre-season, and one shouldn't mock the afflicted but hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That'll be the training ground pitches that aren't ready for use yet: http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-confident-fratton-pitch-is-on-course-1-6838206 Fortunately, no expense has been spared.

Antonov's jumped ball: http://www.thehardtackle.com/2015/portsmouths-russian-former-owner-flees-uk-fearing-for-life/

Standards of literacy at the News have hit a new low. Shurely shome mishtake: http://m.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-are-fitting-fit-1-6833156

Is the relvolving door that is Pompey's recruitment spinning even faster? From team of the year striker to villan in one post season month would be some kind of record even for them, surely. http://m.crawleynews.co.uk/TRANSFER-TALK-Ex-Crawley-Town-striker-link/story-26797615-detail/story.html

Porto have won it, Celtic went a long way, beating Barcelona in the process.

Southsea - it's still Portsmouth http://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/all/southsea-tshirt.html

The PST board has been advised that Enterprise The Business Credit Union Limited has entered administration. We understand that each supporter who purchased a share using this method will be contacted individually by the administrators Cork Gully. Read more at http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/pst-statement?#PFvppM1L6xyF2QlC.99 Why would the administrators need to contact anyone who purchased a share through the company? This seems very fishy to me.

Have you ever seen battlements with added steel? Ever seen them around Fratton Park? Me neither, perhaps someone should tell Nobhead Neil.

We we're wrong. It's not other team's cup final, it's a day out at the Fortress of Fat. ‘For instance, teams love coming to Fratton Park at the minute. Teams come out and think “it’s great to be here” and take photographs.' Link

The beeb are reporting that Champagne Ian may soon resign

Since when does "7th" mean "season over"? " 7th" just means seventh.

Bestest fans in the Universe, huge club, proud to be Pompey etc. (Sotto voce: Help! someone get me out of here now)