Danbert

Sure, they just make stuff up. We're doommed I tell you, you're blind if you can't see it.

I now have a mental image of Ray, Uncle Avram, Ray's daughter and a Thai belle in a 2-girl-on-grandads grind. Thanks very much...

Wow, this is tin pot: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/mystery-of-missing-tie-sparks-appeal-1-6414301

"an undisclosed seven-figure sum towards future stadium improvements." Here's to the new era of openness, fan-powered democracy and a total and utter absence of brown envelopes, vague accounting and lies.

Gaah they make me sick: http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/what-does-pompey-mean-to-you?

Micah should be ashamed, that's far from what I think of as a "community club"

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/nov/10/good-housekeeping-premier-league-high-flyers

The total lack of humility, decency or self-knowledge. Someone should put up a huge Portsmouth-encompassing mirror so they can all look themselves in the face and learn a few home truths.

"Stevanage?" Shurely shome mishtake Jeff.

Never in the history of association football has there ever been such overwhelming dominance in an individual battle on the field of play as we saw today between Jefferson Antonio Montero Vite and Callum Chambers. From this day forth, those on the receiving end of such embarrassment shall be know as having been 'Monteroed' in honour of the Ecuadorian.

What's unbelievable is that f'ing Newcastle are 3 points off the top four. It's pretty clear that, while Saints are having a great season, it's also a question of a lot of the top teams being really pants. It looks increasingly likely that a team that isn't Man U, Man C, Chelsea, Arsenal or Liverpool are going to finish in the top four. I don't think we have anything to fear from our upcoming run of 'tough' fixtures. I'm not saying we won't lose a few, but we'll keep our end up and win a few too and be well placed at the end of it.

I see they're pluckily holding out under Aldershot's late pressure. That's Aldershot, currently 16th in the Conference. I expect they upped their game on their big day. The ref. definitely bottled it too, and on any other day Pompey's million pound boy would have had a hat trick.

SRL was a great player for us, but people seem to forget how many on here were slagging off his perfomances last year. He's past it, and no sensible Liverpool manager is going to give him a run in the side. .

Early customers find Boots closed

Congratulations to Jordan Cross on this piece. He's achieved something quite remarkable and, I genuinely believe, has actually written something that's even worse than what Neil Allen churns out. I defy anybody to find something more less structured, generally confusing, sick-making in tone and just plain dull. As far as I can make out, and it is difficult, it's an article about another article he wrote three years ago.

That is utterly pathetic.

Apparently Jed Wallace is worth £1,000,000. http://www.gethampshire.co.uk/sport/football/news/its-prideand-banter-vows-portsmouth-8060502?

To be fair, it's a very nice fence designed by a genuine architect.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/awford-mulls-over-fresh-fratton-deals-1-6394702 "Potentially permanent progress could develop, although Awford is aware juggling of the budget is required with all those out of contract. He added: ‘There is only so much budget. ‘So using Ricky Holmes as an example with using stupid figures, if we gave him £10,000 a week more then it starts now and I have to find money for that in this year’s budget. ‘If we can do things within budget then we will do, but that might increase my budget which may then stop me getting in a loan player." Whoever it is trusting these people with money, please stop. They clearly have no idea. And, can someone shoot Neil Allen, "potentially permanent progress could develop," sheesh....

No questions, but, if you're going, please try and wind up the fat architect.

Less of this racist crap please.

Good grief... http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/happy-birthday-to-chris-johnson-2048628.aspx#fb7csl3KotQBjIGL.99

"A locally based registered architect, Mike was elected to the PST Board in September 2011 with a manifesto based on engaging fans input..." Nice engagement there Mike, very stylish. I have to agree though, you are dealing with a bunch of muppets. Anyone who thinks you need a proper architect to design a fence and a car park needs their head examined. I mean, we're not talking underwater casinos here.

It must be great having all these amateurs run your club free of charge. I'm so jealous, I can't restrain myself. And to think that experts like this will now be helping to roll the fan ownership model out to the rest of the country. If only it were us :-(

What, was their heroic result last week in vain? Are their genius new tactics not the miracle cure we all thought they were? Burger me...