Danbert

Sod the Pompey rythmetic, how sad do you have to be to turn up for a mass sponsored air guitar?

Lowest home gate of the season for them I think...

So another heroic 0-0 draw for the Skates, but with Northampton winning at Exeter that trapdoor's getting closer. Goal difference is a fine indicator of final league position, and Pompey have the third worst in the league; they're cutting it awfully fine.

"Someone like Jed is a player we'd like to build the team around. He is young, loves the club but wants to keep his options open" Sure, he does really Pompey, it's just that he's too young to commit. Sheesh...

"Unless he's willing to squeeze into a 2-man lycra tent and flop off the top board with the agility of a wardrobe" :lol:

I live in Copenhagen and I've seen him play on a number of occasions. I was amazed that anyone would think he was worth bringing to the Premier League. He's **** and Cardiff were mugs end of.

Actually, Glasgow_Saint's uncle is the former head of the charming Lyon family drug cartel. After a regrettable accident involving a ten-year-old's intestine and a condom full of Diazepam, the family are looking for new investment opportunities and are in need of a financial advisor. After an extensive selection process involving the careful vetting of thousands of applicants you have been identified as a suitable candidate. In fact the family are so keen, they want you to provide your bank account details so they can transfer funds right away. Hence the friend request.

For God's sake it's just a message board. If someone says something you don't like you can just ignore them; this is particularly easy if you don't value their opinion. Why let it get to you?

Lallana and Shaw seem to be putting a shift in Rickie's been dreadful and very slow

I was worried it was just me; he really did write that didn't he. It could be that he's undergone his own little Damascene Conversion, turned himself from a hero into a villain and is a secret Saint. Or perhaps he's got so fed up with having to write this crap that he's decided to tell us what he really thinks and hopes no-one notices. What's more likely, I'm afraid, is that he's the worst journo this world will ever see and that even writing accidentally sickening Pompey hagiography is beyond him.

WTF???

A. Pompeyfan discussing Exeter: This is a particularly telling example of #SkateDoubleFink and tells you everything you need to know about the culture of their club. Apparently, Exeter are "a well-run club" and a "model for fans [sic] ownership." This despite the fact they've put Tisdale on a contract they can't afford, are nearly bust and are going to have to get the begging bowl out again. Ring any Chimes? It's certainly a model I recognise, but not one I'd aspire to.

A. Pompeyfan discussing Exeter: To me this is a particularly telling example of Skate DoubleFink and tells you everything you need to know about the culture of their club. Apparently, Exeter are "a well-run club" and a "model for fans' ownership." This despite the fact they've put Tidsdale on a contract they can't afford, are nearly bust and are going to have to get the begging bowl out again. Ring any Chimes? It's certainly a model I recognise, but not one I'd aspire to.

Jesus, what a mug. You'd've thought he'd learnt his lesson by now.

They are basically begging, soon they'll be homeless too...

I suspect he's been doing a Mark Hughes and touting himself around. Like he did after a successful season at Gentafe.

It is indeed a policy, that wasn't an accident, chance or mistake, it's how the recruit: http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/barker-wants-scouting-system-in-place-1-5787603 "Catlin revealed Pompey explore every avenue when it comes to looking at players – even following up tip-offs from fans."

Take that you web-toed in-breds WTFILN

Snatch

This is one of the things that really impresses me - it's one thing to turn out these skillful players like clockwork, quite another to turn them out so confident in their own ability and utterly unphased by starting a Premier League game at 18.

That really is sick-making drivel at it's bestest. The whole thing sounds suspiscously staged too.

Round of applause for Jack Redshaw

"It has since become clear that came to be so after a group of female fans made the decision."

Yeah, you're right. That's punishment enough.

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