Danbert

"How quickly does a month go? They say that a week is a long time in politics, wel this month at Pompey has felt like a lifetime of emotions all rolled up into one!" The Factless school of hyperbolic emotional drivel journalism and quality proofreading has obviously rubbed off... Now all he needs to master is the one-sentence paragraph.

Well, I guess we'll all feel right at home then.

Daily Mail Watch - this should answer your question

Shelling out more in salaries than Athletico Madrid http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/apr/15/manchester-city-best-paid-team-in-global-salary-survey-compare

Couldn't agree more

Judging by the comments, even the locals are fed up with him.

Hard to believe he's that bad if he's a U18 international

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26977011

It's all about self-hatred really...

A lot of the men who go to football games haven't been very successful in life. It makes them feel better about themselves to look down on others. If Pompey fans are all white van driving gypo chavs who sleep with their cousins, then at least I, as a Saints fan, am better than that.

Surely there's a Greece / grease / fat in the pipes pun in there somewhere.

Bit of a mismatch between the headline and the content of that article

Nah, that analogy doesn't work, unless the Pope has fathered more love children than I'd assumed.

And, given that, what possible benefit for him is there in scrapping for points with a losing side at the bottom of League 2? I'd rather jog round the pitch for Wolves reserves.

Wow - that's fraud of Bank of England proportions

Thought Ramirez was class when he came on.

Not sure about the modest squad - looks pretty bloated to me. Their official site has it that they have a 40-man squad, on the Beeb it's 36-man strong. Personally, I can't keep up. There are more comings and goings than [insert Uncle Avram pun here].

Sod the Pompey rythmetic, how sad do you have to be to turn up for a mass sponsored air guitar?

Lowest home gate of the season for them I think...

So another heroic 0-0 draw for the Skates, but with Northampton winning at Exeter that trapdoor's getting closer. Goal difference is a fine indicator of final league position, and Pompey have the third worst in the league; they're cutting it awfully fine.

"Someone like Jed is a player we'd like to build the team around. He is young, loves the club but wants to keep his options open" Sure, he does really Pompey, it's just that he's too young to commit. Sheesh...

"Unless he's willing to squeeze into a 2-man lycra tent and flop off the top board with the agility of a wardrobe" :lol:

I live in Copenhagen and I've seen him play on a number of occasions. I was amazed that anyone would think he was worth bringing to the Premier League. He's **** and Cardiff were mugs end of.

Actually, Glasgow_Saint's uncle is the former head of the charming Lyon family drug cartel. After a regrettable accident involving a ten-year-old's intestine and a condom full of Diazepam, the family are looking for new investment opportunities and are in need of a financial advisor. After an extensive selection process involving the careful vetting of thousands of applicants you have been identified as a suitable candidate. In fact the family are so keen, they want you to provide your bank account details so they can transfer funds right away. Hence the friend request.

For God's sake it's just a message board. If someone says something you don't like you can just ignore them; this is particularly easy if you don't value their opinion. Why let it get to you?