Danbert

What is there to comment on? Nothing's happened you total smeghead.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/awfs-is-one-of-game-s-bright-young-things-1-6066433 As inauspicious nick names go, "Awfs" has to be right up there. Apparently he's the biggest hero since the last one, and set to be even more heroic as he steers the Pompey ship in the wake of footballing giant AFC Bournemouth (shurely shome mishtake).

You should change your username to Walter Mitty

"How quickly does a month go? They say that a week is a long time in politics, wel this month at Pompey has felt like a lifetime of emotions all rolled up into one!" The Factless school of hyperbolic emotional drivel journalism and quality proofreading has obviously rubbed off... Now all he needs to master is the one-sentence paragraph.

Well, I guess we'll all feel right at home then.

Daily Mail Watch - this should answer your question

Shelling out more in salaries than Athletico Madrid http://www.theguardian.com/news/datablog/2014/apr/15/manchester-city-best-paid-team-in-global-salary-survey-compare

Couldn't agree more

Judging by the comments, even the locals are fed up with him.

Hard to believe he's that bad if he's a U18 international

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26977011

It's all about self-hatred really...

A lot of the men who go to football games haven't been very successful in life. It makes them feel better about themselves to look down on others. If Pompey fans are all white van driving gypo chavs who sleep with their cousins, then at least I, as a Saints fan, am better than that.

Surely there's a Greece / grease / fat in the pipes pun in there somewhere.

Bit of a mismatch between the headline and the content of that article

Nah, that analogy doesn't work, unless the Pope has fathered more love children than I'd assumed.

And, given that, what possible benefit for him is there in scrapping for points with a losing side at the bottom of League 2? I'd rather jog round the pitch for Wolves reserves.

Wow - that's fraud of Bank of England proportions

Thought Ramirez was class when he came on.

Not sure about the modest squad - looks pretty bloated to me. Their official site has it that they have a 40-man squad, on the Beeb it's 36-man strong. Personally, I can't keep up. There are more comings and goings than [insert Uncle Avram pun here].

Sod the Pompey rythmetic, how sad do you have to be to turn up for a mass sponsored air guitar?

Lowest home gate of the season for them I think...

So another heroic 0-0 draw for the Skates, but with Northampton winning at Exeter that trapdoor's getting closer. Goal difference is a fine indicator of final league position, and Pompey have the third worst in the league; they're cutting it awfully fine.

"Someone like Jed is a player we'd like to build the team around. He is young, loves the club but wants to keep his options open" Sure, he does really Pompey, it's just that he's too young to commit. Sheesh...

"Unless he's willing to squeeze into a 2-man lycra tent and flop off the top board with the agility of a wardrobe" :lol: