Danbert

I'm sure this is another Pompey supporter involvement first. Surely the biggest and bestest choice of two more or less identical and equally crap programme covers ever in the history of world football whatsoever. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/vote-for-programme-cover-design-1795370.aspx

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2014/jul/25/supermarkets-planning-permission-cancelled-new-stores-shopping-habits-change Please, please, pretty please...

And not one of them with enough backbone to tell them to stick it

Help fund the greatest, bestest and only ever virtual community penalty spot on the surface of the moon. We realize you may not have any money, but don't despair, this doesn't stop you giving us your possessions! Who knows, that stuff in the loft you nicked from a skip might actually turn out to be a priceless relic of the great Pompey Victory board room. We still haven't recovered the box that held the dusters - it's got to be out there somewhere. http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/donate-items-to-help-pompey-academy-1777539.aspx

Maybe you could swap it for a virtual penalty spot

It's here: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/worst-kit-launch-ever-blackburn-3861631

More tinpot nonsense http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/birthday-reward-for-fanfunders-1762509.aspx

"King Cornelius" ha ha ha...

Two left feet and lots of community enthusiasm

By the way, if anyone else feels like being a ****, anyone, anywhere can use the Eventbrite form linked to above to register their attendance at the PST shareholder meeting.

Busy week ahead - they're taking the begging bowl down the pub: http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/busy-week-ahead-for-the-pst Champagne Ian, tin pot Pompey etc.

This made me cringe: http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/karren-brady-to-attend-business-club-brunch-1738555.aspx

DO they? Well I NEVER, now where did I LEAVE my green INK

Anyone know what the presidents actually get in return for their 50 grand donation? http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/act-now-to-buy-community-shares-1719372.aspx

If we sell Lovren and Schneiderlin, we'll be able to bring in an entire new first XI of ten million a shot players. Recruitment would be hit and miss and we'd struggle for cohesion, but I'd very much hope we wouldn't be struggling with relegation.

It's official, they are a charity http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/academy-going-dutch-1714846.aspx

That's 2 shock Factless exclusives in a week. They promise to stick to their budget, plus they train and don't punch each other. Says so much about what's gone before...

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-boss-won-t-break-his-budget-1-6150682 Why do they even have to make these promises? Oh, yeah...

http://www.portsmouthfc.co.uk/news/article/pst-open-day-reminder-1642501.aspx Have bowl, will continue to beg... repeatedly.

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-delight-at-season-ticket-response-1-6141874 "...they are confident the club can surpass last year’s remarkable season ticket haul of 10,600." But... "Speaking to the ticket office manager, however, he is confident we will be in or around the figure we achieved last season." Shurely shome mishtake?

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-seek-former-players-1-6141474 "...the group have struggled to attract those who have represented Pompey in the modern era." Can't think why...

http://www.chichester.co.uk/sport/pompey-latest/pompey-s-boardroom-demolition-which-haunts-owen-1-6137351 The toilet, the bar, gone. Saddest day ever, Pompey heritage, evil ex-owners, flowery language. Will this do? [Ed. no you're fired]

...the event otherwise known as pack the pub

Tin pot Pompey... http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-offer-roadshow-to-visit-surrey

http://www.pompeytrust.com/news/share-push-continues--event-reminder Something tells me that they're never going to stop doing this. There is no deadline, there'll always be something new to fix. If the roof leak gets really bad, the fat stops the pipes totally or the South Stand collapses the begging bowls will be out again. The community don't own Pompey, they just get to pay for it. Again, and again, and again, and again...