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Stoke are being linked by nobody but the no mark #factless wannabe that works for the Stoke equivalent of The News.

I should hope it's entirely irrelevant. Unless he's from down the road, in which case it'd be entirely unsurprising.

You married a Romanian?

Easier, surely? After all, there are probably only 5 people in extended family of grandparents, parents, brothers, sisters and cousins.

Sadly I think he's right on this one. It seems no matter what 'financial irregularities' their owners and management are involved in, no matter how much money they spend and never pay back, no matter how many charities they pretend to collect money for but then spend themselves, no matter how much revenue they cheat the public purse of, no matter how many small businesses, local businesses, they rip off and no matter how many times all this is repeated they are still going now and will keep on going. Hardly something to be proud of though.

Err, hang on Chez. I'll have you know that Simon Ferry is the best midfielder in the league. http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-star-hailed-as-best-midfielder-in-league-two-1-5527446?WT.mc_id=Outbrain_text&obref=obinsite

That's a bit careless. I'm sure he'll turn up somewhere though.

Sorry mate, but if he was English he wouldn't be eligible for Portugal.

I wonder how CSI's new offices in London are progressing? http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-owners-london-hq-1-3113422 BTW, if anyone else wishes to experience the CSI's old London headquarters (6 Lombard Street) from themselves and walk in the shoes of superstar reporter Emma Judd, you still can: http://www.landmarkplc.com/world-class-serviced-offices/locations/1-6-lombard-street Little wonder Emma was ushered into a meeting room, it was the only room that Roman had booked for that day....

Yes - IF it can be proved that they're made of wood from HMS Victory, were used in the ward room of HMS Warrior and were used by Churchill and Montgomery then they'd be worth a pretty packet. I'll bet my house though that NONE of that can be proven.

The BBC edited the last bit out to save Terry's blushes.

Remind me again how much of the Stuart Robinson loan they have repaid and, with that figure in mind, how much any fan discontent at what Pompey are getting out of the deal actually matters.

I defy anyone on here to read that without giving out a hearty chuckle. As for the fans fed up of being lectured about how they should be grateful to still have a club, perhaps you should stop doing it, Neil?

"I hope to give them back to the football club when the owners have settled a..." "Changed their taste perhaps?" LOL. How long before #factless decides that Terry is not a "plucky hero who saved the club's heritage" but is in fact a "callous calculating money obsessed villain holding the club's history to ransom"?

Or jealousy is shining brightly on this thread again.

I do hope that you're not suggesting that #factless could have been wrong! Fetch me my skis, I'm off to Hell.

Yep. Definitely, definitely not that the players are total dog****.

Wah wah wah, why should we have to pay money that were legally and morally obliged to pay, wah wah wah. It's f-ing pathetic.

Deflector shields to full power...

Oh God, Griffo, no...

More likely to be psychological than anything physical.

Looks like Lowe got it right then, eh Wes?

forum faf.

Useful for the thousands of fans who fly to home games.

Only vaguely related, but look at the state of this fella: http://metro.co.uk/author/jamie-sanderson-ukmetro/