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Same goes for the Pompey fans. Arf

If only Patrick Agyemang hadn't chosen to represent Ghana it could have been him. Poor Patrick.

My word.

I don't quite understand how some people have the time or inclination to build their WUM personas and spam nearly every thread on the main board. Have they really got nothing else to do with their lives?

To be fair, I can see why the players struggled last weekend. It can't be easy trying to concentrate on your game when you suspect the ground is being evacuated due to a bomb scare. I'd want to be joining everyone else and heading for the exits too.

Definitive.

I strongly suspect it's the latter. If it wasn't, you know they'd be shouting it from the rooftops.

34% of their income, 100% of which is probably needed to pay their debts

Guy Whittingham sent Adam Webster out on loan but vowed ‘to keep the numbers up’ http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/guy-keen-to-replace-loan-rangers-1-5356056 Why did none of us see this coming?

I remember how much the Gibraltar International Ace impressed them during pre-season, only to fail miserabley the action started for real. I'm sure though that this guy is the real deal, #factless.

I hope we have a huge presence of Saints fans at the station tonight to either stop them getting of the train entirely or duff them up if they do. I was sooooooo embarrassed by them standing on a station platform last year. No, really I was

Lots of teeth missing and an IQ below 70?

I heard that he's actually offered £20m to play for us, but that we want £24m.

Hi Corpy. How are the Barbie doll sales going this year?

Sadly (and thankfully) nobody in the media cares enough to fact check this ****e and they know it. Why not tell a few porkies if nobody is actually going to correct you?

By "love" you mean "hate", right?

Nobody can, Weston, because it's simply not true.

Thanks for your input Wilko.

I'd have thought that they might be of more use to the players and coaching stuff!

Another illustration of how ridiculously complex our current tax rules are. None of this should be necessary.

Oi, Ali - where's the group?

Fixed.

You're assuming it's human.

There was never any need for a CVA as all creditors were repaid in full. Even Aviva got the principle of the loan back in full although I beleive that they took a haircut on the interest they'd otherwise have been owed. We certainly didn't buttf*** the local business community a couple of times and then beg for them to save us.

Not enough in the world for this: