Torres

Do it, introduce yourself and have a chat with some fellow Saints. To be totally honest, you don't half come across as a bit of a tit on this board but I'd happily shake your hand and chat Saints with you over a beer even if we disagreed about absolutely everything. Any "threats" you get on here will be from daft keyboard warriors who would do no more than give you a dirty look in real life.

Errr, yeah. The Austrian team are over here at the moment, playing England for the Ashes.

#factlessallen seems to be on the case of the spaz who hid the skate shirt in the building work, stirring some rather ironic indignation on twitter. Apparently the guy won't be paid. Imagine that, a football club not paying for work done...

We have to protect Jimmy in the next Test and we absolutely can't expect him to bowl another 56 overs so the third seamer absolutely has to be reliable above all else. If we pick Finn and he's a crap as he was in the first Test then Anderson and Broad will see their workload go through the roof again. If JA picks up an injury ( ) we can probably kiss the Ashes goodbye. Regardless of the pitch Bres and Gronions are ahead of Finn for me, for this Test. I'd probably pick Bres, just.

We won't make any more because nobody at the club is doing anything at all to bring players in. Each and every member of staff is sitting on their lazy arses, twiddling their thumbs. © Alpine_Saint.

Just north (and over the county line) of Ashby-de-la-Zouch.

I'm not a million miles north of you in South Derbys. Been here since late last year but have yet to uncover any other Saints in the immediate area - way too many Birmingham and Villa fans for my liking, complete with their dreadful accents

With 3 arms, he should have been a goalkeeper.

This.

Isn't this thread going well?

Fixed.

So, when he was Chief Sports Writer of the local paper covering a Premier League team, would he have changed jobs to become Chief Sports Writer of the local paper covering a League Two club? And (as unlikely as this is, given his journalistic skills) if he were offered the chance now to become Chief Sports Writer of the local paper for a current Premier League club - say Norwich or Stoke - would he be tempted? Factless, you've just bragged to everyone on Twitter that your career has gone down the pan, just like the club has. You moron. I hope your salary reflects your new status.

Good to see your career has progressed in the last 6 years, Factless.

So much so that he joined Championship Leeds last January.

.....caused millions of pounds of improvements etc....

And who hold charges against Fatpipes at the moment?

There's a clue there as to why they are growing so quickly.

They're not endless, are they? Let's no exaggerate here.

If you bought them from Amazon, check out their AutoRip service.

He won't go to any of the games, you know.

The man they hold up as having "unrivalled experience of corporate selling" (yes, unrivalled - nobody else even comes close!) works at the local BMW dealer. A real big hitter.

http://www.fansonline.net/portsmouth/mb/view.php?id=502321 LOL - -have you only just noticed how the "Trust" operate, buddy? So much so that you might think that this has been planned for rather a long time, eh?

I can't make out the new hot dog stand in that picture. Can anyone help?

A friend of mine is teaching Morgan how to make cheese (it's his new hobby and the reason he pulled out of that house purchase - he wants somewhere with enough land for a few cows to milk and outbuildings for cheese making) and he's confirmed to me that Morgan currently is not interested in leaving. Not one bit.

So Stuart Robinson got himself in on the PST bid so that he could make a whole bunch of money from redeveloping the land, rather than out of love for the club. Who suspected that?