Daft Kerplunk
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With this current crop of players, no Ings, no survival. Vital.
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Anyone starting to look nervously at the table?
Daft Kerplunk replied to washsaint's topic in The Saints
Players can either relax and play well or relax because they are now on their holidays and don’t really care where they finish. Be interesting to see what happens for the last four games. Our momentum is downwards, time to reverse it, sign some strong players, move the crap on and restart afresh with some hunger. -
Saints Fans Forum - Thursday, 6th May - 6-7pm
Daft Kerplunk replied to SuperSAINT's topic in The Saints
Getting kids from the west is fine. The coaches, especially those that have joined in recent years, are the real problem, nowhere near good enough but given jobs because they’ve been at Bath or know Matt personally/played for Bristol or Yeovil. Fine if they are brilliant but not if they aren’t. Need to take on the best coaches to get the best results. -
Saints Fans Forum - Thursday, 6th May - 6-7pm
Daft Kerplunk replied to SuperSAINT's topic in The Saints
Does this signal the end of the Matt Hale West Country cartel! 🤔 -
Saints Fans Forum - Thursday, 6th May - 6-7pm
Daft Kerplunk replied to SuperSAINT's topic in The Saints
When you look at the u18s and u23s you’ll see that most players have been purchased from other clubs or are rejects from ‘better’ teams. Recruitment hasn’t been great but neither has the coaching, which has dropped hugely from the pre-Les era level. Both of these things are of huge importance to our model so need a massive overhaul starting from the top. -
Will Kami sign for Saints though? He can’t have a pro contract yet. Word is that other better clubs are looking at signing him/talking to his people already
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At least we don’t have to worry about Ings being the only player who scores reasonably regularly
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Saints CEO Martin Semmens interview - 26th July 2020
Daft Kerplunk replied to Matthew Le God's topic in The Saints
Seeing as Martin Semmens was instrumental in the selling of the club to Gao, hopefully he can take him with him... -
Is the Premier League too rich for us?
Daft Kerplunk replied to Lallana's Left Peg's topic in The Saints
It’s an interesting question. We should be fine but we’ve run into trouble because Kat was desperate to sell and took the money of someone who was not fit for purpose in any way. Add this to what is essentially a club that despite all the PR, is run really badly. I know a few people who work for, or who have worked for and some of the things I’ve been told are laughable, baffling and incompetent. And this is from the very top, across football and commercial. The saving grace is the people at the lower levels give a shit and somehow make things work as best they can. In some ways, the football club is a reflection of the city it is in: has opportunities but does it’s best to avoid taking them and makes it harder/worse than it needs to be. But as long as we are in the Premier League with its TV money, it can survive as a shit show because it doesn’t really need to be well run. -
That was incredibly embarrassing but the performance against a 10-man Arsenal was indicative of the bottling style that was at the heart of this pathetic team
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Southampton 0-1 Leicester - Match Thread
Daft Kerplunk replied to Matthew Le God's topic in The Saints
Dog poo. Ah well, at least we still have the league. And net spend trophy to play for -
Bundesliga sides are opposed to the plans because the German model means commercial investors cannot have more than a 49% stake in clubs, so fans hold a majority of their own voting rights.
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They’ll all want back in to domestic football when 11 teams realise their chance of winning has significantly decreased 🤣 Shit idea really but leave ‘em to it.
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Dortmund is also about as good a club as you can get to jump off to the big time. Proper football club. We had a brief moment in the sun as a jumping off club when Paul Mitchell was here and then Les fucked it up because he thought he was football’s Billy Beane after watching Moneyball.
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Shades of Pellegrino?
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Saints renew partnership with Sportsbet.io
Daft Kerplunk replied to SuperSAINT's topic in The Saints
But how do you get exposed to gambling? Is it hereditary and not influenced by availability of messaging? Of course a compulsive gambler will gamble regardless but how would you know where to go without marketing? Not a chance that millions are spent on advertising if it doesn’t work, the people that work this out are very intelligent. -
Saints renew partnership with Sportsbet.io
Daft Kerplunk replied to SuperSAINT's topic in The Saints
You guys should definitely not tell all of the betting companies that sponsor football this secret this because they think it helps sure people know who they are so they use them/legitimise them and encourage them to bet more 🤣 they’ll be gutted to know that all the data that has helped them make the decision to spend millions on football sponsorship is inaccurate nonsense 😎 No personal judgment from me, it is what it is and it’s where money is available right now for clubs in the lower to middling level. But values don’t actually count in premier league football clubs when it comes to money. If crack was legal, they’d take money from that. -
Saints renew partnership with Sportsbet.io
Daft Kerplunk replied to SuperSAINT's topic in The Saints
The values 100% go out of the window when it comes to money. Anyone who thinks otherwise is very naive. -
The fight will be there from WBA but it would be nice if we can compete like we did yesterday and put a further dent in the reputation of Allardyce and make it harder for them to beat relegation
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I think we as fans need to be prepared for a pretty hard summer. We will lose our best players who are close to the end of their contracts because we have to fill a serious hole in the finances and there is zero investment from Gao and no sale unless he recoups his money fully. This may become a reality if we get relegated next season because we might not have the quality of players needed to stay up. It’s going to be a rough ride. Buckle in.
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What a day! Was significant because it confirmed we were on our way back to where we belonged. What football was all about.
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Consistently producing is the only good way to assess. Dropping in players to the first team to improve academy stats is a fallacy. “Valery, Sims, Vokins, Slatterly and Hesketh will all make it with EPL or Championship clubs” Championship possibly, Premier League is very unlikely. Some of these players aren’t that young anymore.
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Saints probably don’t mind a transfer being in the media if it helps drive up the price. The club absolutely needs the money so I’m expecting Ings plus others to leave with no effort to keep them because we can’t. There won’t be significant incomings either. Club’s finances are screwed and neither Gao or an inept commercial boss help.
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Matt Hale is ex-Bristol City too. Who’d have thought it. The academy is in a mess.
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Don’t be surprised about Reed though, I have heard through the football grapevine that he has been involved in discussions about an SFC takeover. At what level, not sure, but football consultancy and the higher level discussions is his gig now. If Simon Jordan is involved, I wouldn’t expect some of the current board to last very long as he’d surely be able to see right through them. He’d probably challenge Matt Crocker to get on with restructuring the academy and not be too focussed on first team and the pavilion.
