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I just had an email to say there are only 100 tickets left for QPR...

I was so expecting to open this and read some filth, or view some disturbing images, but it's a lovely baby story. Congrats Tokyo! I became an Auntie for the first time last week - I love babies Ronald for a boy Katarina for a girl 7lb 5oz

Ah, he's great. I loved how brave he was in one on ones with the keeper.

What a strange article. Starts with this: He is not darkly handsome, like Martinez, or a charismatic fundamentalist, like Pochettino, and he does not quite have the sales pitch of Rodgers. Then seems intent on proving he's not as good as everyone is saying he is. I think there's a decent point in there somewhere, but I couldn't find it...

Very well said. Particularly so as she's in an industry dominated by men. It takes a pretty strong person to make the kind of dramatic change she made, and when the club was going through a period of success. And her determination to change us from having a nasty edge, to a warm and now welcoming club, also goes against the grain in this industry. I think she's absolutely phenomenal and a complete inspiration. Thank you Katarina.

Hey Plastic, Still think women who are interested in, or play sports, are unattractive?? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2907198/Stephanie-Roche-denied-fairytale-ending-James-Rodriguez-scoops-FIFA-Puska-prize.html

I can't make up my mind between the two. From a selfish perspective, winning the cup would be an amazing once in a life time experience. But your argument about rocking the establishment is a compelling one. I love rocking the ugly football establishment and ****ing them off! A big part of me wants this more. Maybe we can get Blatter sacked too.

If getting trolled by Adrian Durham is a sign we've hit the big time, I'm a bit worried the article has only had 35 comments so far. For Adrian that will be a pretty low ROI compared to when he trolls the big clubs, and might put him off doing it again. Stories about Man U get hundreds and hundreds of comments. If we want to compete against the big boys, we're going to need to make effort to get angry about articles like this. Think big - we can do this!

You would know!

Yo Jill Tirrell My lovely little squirrel You remind me a bit of my Uncle Cyril I think you're pretty and I want your titty My heart goes boom and you make me dribble

THAT WAYNE ROONEY, IS WHY YOU DIDN'T DESERVE TO WIN THE GAME! Brilliant review.

When the pessimists are predicting 6th, yo know you've got to be doing something right! I predict 4th.

Actually, I've changed my mind, don't kid yourself Halo. You don't want to go there. The whole situation could get very messy. Deirdre.

Dear Halo, Thank you for your letter, and first off I wanted to say you're not the first person to write to me about a topic like this. You're not alone. Your letter doesn't give me much information - you don't tell me in what way the leprechauns are controlling you. Or why you feel this would make you end up like Bletch. Or why you fell topless ladies eating lunch would be the solution to your problem. But I can only take your letter on face value, and I can see the pain you're in. The first question I think you need to ask yourself, is why you think these leprechaun's controlling you is something scary? A lot of people get satisfaction from being controlled, and this could be something enjoyable for you too? Secondly, I think you should look for opportunities at the end of the rainbow, rather than be dismissive of it. I have to question what is the source of your anxiety around rainbows? I will post you a copy of my leaflet 'rainbow anxiety' that could provide some comfort. Unfortunately I can't send you any photos. Best wishes, Deirdre.

Genius. See if you can get it going, Bucks...

Cue the Turkish clap clap clap clap clap post...

Brilliant!

Deirdre is just the worst possible Agony Aunt. Rather than try and help the kid understand what he's experiencing she just says don't do it. Like that will help!

I agree - he should have a song too!

There has never been a moment when I haven't believed it, from league one upwards.

He's just scared we're going to finish above Liverpool in the league. We're going to get a lot more of this over the next few months....we're going to need to drink a lot more camomile tea...!

Yes, except this is more more sophisticated reinterpretation of what we think he might have meant. Whereas, what he actually did was: - talk about Pochettino with no mention of Koeman - say the core of our team from defence to midfield (I'm paraphrasing, correct me if I'm wrong) didn't change over the summer. I did enjoy the rest of the MOTD analysis though, especially pulling out the quartet groupings. I wish they do more of this kind of thing.

And there's no point doing long balls to Fonte because he's been in League one??!!! LOL!

He pretty much gave Pochettino credit for everything! Haven't changed our defence ?!! I don't think it was bias. I think he just doesn't know what on earth he is talking about. How embarrassing for him!

Fonte in Garth Crooks' team of the week: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30772221