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As this thread demonstrates.

Presumably Nic and GM agree with Donnie when he says that Jews who vote for Biden should be ashamed of themselves, hate their religion, and need to have their heads examined. On the campaign front, Donnie's team are considering a two pronged attack ad; one aspect will claim Biden hates Jews because he has threatened to halt arms sales, and in areas with significant Muslim minorities they will claim he hates Palestinians because he hasn't halted arms sales.

After an optimistic launch on US stock markets the share price is down 99% and the board are close to appointing administrators.

And the lyrics are generally nonsense.

As a parody account this one falls far short of some of the classics we used to have on here. Reasonable try though. Oh, forgot to ask, did you go to the WTF at Whitehaven last weekend ?

Our local resident of Cloud Cuckoo Land speaks.

Alkali

People that light stinking bonfires that smoke so much you could hide the Graf Spee up our road.

Why ? They already have their candidate for the GE, at which point Elphicke is standing down.

Stations

If it goes on much longer Labour will have a majority in the HoC.

Because she still views herself as a serious politician.

"The elected Prime Minister was ousted in a coup led by the unelected Rishi Sunak", she seems to have forgotten Truss completely.

Reports now that test results on electrical installation during the manufacture of 787 Dreamliners have been falsified.

A astute summation of why there is unlikely to be peace any time soon in the Middle East.

Placebo

The IDF, and Netanyahu, have been planning an assault on Rafah for weeks. Whatever they do will not be in retaliation for the rocket attack. https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israel-intensifies-strikes-gazas-rafah-ahead-threatened-invasion-2024-04-25/

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/24293079.councillor-quit-clarksons-farm-abuse-hopeful/ " An Oxfordshire politician who has stood down from his seat after "abuse" from Clarkson's Farm fans says he is keeping his "fingers crossed" the nasty exchanges do not continue when series three airs on Friday. " "Mr Temple had previously told the Daily Star "he had received death threats from all over the world" on the back of Clarkson's Farm"

Rwanda won't commit to the number of deportees they will accept.

I often wonder what would happen if somebody went into Currys to buy something advertised on TV as being "Just one nine nine", and handed over £19, telling the salesperson "That's one, nine, and nine". ( And, no, I'm too cowardly to do it myself ).

Dropped our son off at the start of a sportive yesterday and another rider was unloading his Pinarello Dogma X D12, ( RRP circa £14k ), from his roof rack, and promptly dropped it drive side down - one knackered rear mech. Ooops !

A Catholic priest and a CofE vicar were playing golf. The priest hit a perfect shot down the fairway, the vicar sliced badly - "Oh fuck it, missed again," he exclaimed. "Don't be using that language, God will strike you down" warned the priest. On the next hole the vicar miss read his putt and it went wide, "'Fuck it, missed again"'. "I warn you, God will not be pleased with you"'. And so it went on, hole after hole, until finally the priest had had enough. He raised his hands to the sky and invoked "Oh lord, throw down your punishment on this sinner and teach him the error of his ways"'. A lightning bolt crashed down and vapourised the priest. "Fuck it, missed again"' a voice boomed from the clouds.

Suella Braverman tells Laura Kuenssberg "I am going to fight even if it makes me unpopular". No worries on that score, all doubt went ages ago.

Talk about fucking delusional.......... If you are so keen to kiss his arse why don't you piss off across the pond so you can hero worship him close to ?

Paolo Gazzanigga and his Girona team mates have qualified for next season's Champions League after beating Barcelona 4-2. ( And needing 3 goals with 15 minutes to play if they were to have any chance of stopping Real Madrid becoming champions, Barca sent on that attacking powerhouse Oriel Romeu ).