badgerx16

Every time somebody mentions Szmodics I think of this........

The US's highest ever recorded inflation rate was 20.49% in 1917, so a lie.

Has Donnie blamed Biden for Crowdstrike yet ?

How ? The US will invoke their SC veto on any proposal.

The ICJ judgement states the blindingly obvious, but Israel couldn't give a fuck.

Reports are that the Crowdstrike update causes servers to go into an infinite boot loop.

Imagine if their backups are stored on Windows cloud servers.

I once got an irate call from my boss, the corporate IT Director, as his computer would not start. When I checked it, the 13 amp outlet into which his monitor was plugged was switched off.

Often carried out with a long handled 12 ounce adjuster.

This is Micro$oft's advice, but you may have to do it 15 times ! Also, this is almost certainly NOT a cyber attack, nor is it likely to be down to Russia or China. It is most likely a poorly scripted / tested update that has caused a conflict with the Windows OS. It has happened before, but not on this scale.

It will affect any service that is built on Micro$oft's cloud platform, and probably any others that utilise Crowdstrike.

I have always thought the term 'Microsoft Security' to be a contradiction in terms.

Looks like a system update to Crowdstrike was applied on Thursday, and issues with Microsoft cloud services immediately started cascading.

Surrey could even afford to dick about to ensure Curran got strike to get his ton.

Yet again our bowling is shite.

It was the M25 - that is the nromal traffic situation.

Plus Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

Everybody else was misleading me, and I didn't think to ask questions. I thought Ministers ran Departments, rather than simply and blindly signing the bits of paper that passed across their desks. When is Jim Hacker appearing before the Inquiry?

Merkin

Trump supporters complain that the Democrats have been likening Donnie to Hitler for years and he then goes and selects as his running mate a man who publicly called him "America's Hitler".

Département

R4 interviewed Defence Secretary John Healey.

This one's for you GM;

Rampage

If Donnie doesn't complete the course he will be POTUS.