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You are aware that the transfer window is closed ?

11 defeats in 14, 3 goals or more conceded in a third of our matches. We don't start playing until we are 2 down. A FEW ???????

We manage it.

Plenty of time for a Mane hat trick.

Good news for "Weird" Al Jankewitz.

So, who has played themselves into next weekend's starting 11 ?

Say again, over.

No flair, no passion, no movement, no intelligence, no idea.

Has Ralph been found out, or is this really his level of competence ?

A female Police officer in Minneapolis at a "routine" traffic stop goes to taser the driver, pulls out her gun in error, and shoots him dead. Ooops !

How long have you supported Saints ?

That not being a penalty more than makes up for their "offside" goal.

Cobra

McManus in trouble over a "stumping" that never was. Might be in line for a ban for unsportsmanlike behaviour.

Waggons

I was driving with the radio commentary on, and a Villa supporter sat on the back seat. ( And Shlong scored 2 as well ).

Don't think he would have had a Sun Life Guaranteed Over 50s plan or a Simplicity Cremation policy.

More from GOOGLE; Born of mixed nationality into a minor European royal family who were exiled in a post WW1 revolution. Evacuated in an orange crate by his cousin's navy and taken to France. From the age of 8 moved to England to live with his Grandmother, then further educated in Germany before returning to England. Wanted to join the RAF but was persuaded by his relative Lord Mountbatten, ( formerly Battenberg ), to join the Royal Navy. During a Royal visit to Dartmouth College he caught the eye of Princess Elizabeth, then aged 13, who was later known to have put his photo on her bedside table. Fought in the RN througout WW2, he renewed his acquaintance with the Princess, married her, and lived a comfortable life of privelege from then on.

If you do you find out this sort of thing; He had 4 sisters, all married Germans. 2 became members of the Nazi party. 3 of his brothers-in-law fought for the nazis in WW2, one was killed in action, another was in the SS, the 4th had died in a plane crash with his wife, Philip's sister, in 1937. Must have been weird for Philip fighting in the Royal Navy, knowing all his closest family were on the other side.

Not only are BBC1 and BBC2 showing the same 'tribute' programming, they've shut down BBC4. Goodness only knows what will happen when Liz kicks the bucket.

Complete change of style;

All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great snd small. All things wise and wonderful, Prince Philip shoots them all.

Princess Diana will be waiting at the pearly gates, arms crossed, tapping her foot, and ready to give him real earache.

The groups are based on last year's Bob Willis trophy, but tweaked and seeded. After the round robin stage, the top 2 in each group become "Division 1", the next 2 become "division 2" , and the last 2 "division 3". Each division then plays another 4 matches, with each team playing the 4 teams they have not played in the round robin. The winners of division 1 become the county champions, and play the second placed team in a 5 day Bob Willis Trophy final. The format for next season and ongoing will be decided after this season has concluded.

Will they attend the funeral ?