I've somehow slipped into a parallel universe, where Southampton football club play away and win, having scored 3 goals.
Now I'm off to look for the wicked witch of the east.
1) He had to make 'attacking' substitutions as his preferred 11 and tactics were losing the game.
2) You do not deserve to win if you have 0 shots on target, at home, to Brighton, in the first half of a relegation contenders' shootout.
With MoPe in charge we have a group of players who really couldn't give a damn as they know they'll be off in the summer if we go down. Get somebody in who'll be willing to shame them into at least looking like they can be bothered.
Maybe it's a Mexican standoff; MoPe is daring the Board to sack him, rather than resigning, so that he doesn't lose out financially, and the Board are waiting for him to resign to save the compensation.
Arsenal had over 70% posession when losing to Swansea last night. It doesn't count if it's passing around the back 4 and then to McCarthy.
0 shots on target at home in a 6 pointer !