badgerx16

Will the Skates go 'pop' before the world does ?

If I was to call my mother I'd need a ouija board Question 11 is in the future tense - I already have a family, so does that count ? Presumaby the 'bike' has to be motorised, - or does a racing road bicycle count ? Anyhow, as far as my wife is concerned I would score 100%, regardless of the questions

We've got life long ManUre & Red Scouse fans traveling down tomorrow to support HollowHead's Tangerine Dream, some of them currently sat in the office in Blackpool shirts. Plastics !!!

That's strange, everybody up here speaks so well of you.

Come on you Seasiders !!!

Typical clueless response

We fitted childproof cupboard locks on all the kitchen cupboards - they lasted about 2 days. As for electrical outlets, best to ensure they are all switched, you can then keep them 'off' when not in use.

Apple and Mango J2O - I don't drink and drive, and only go to pubs to while away the time watching footie whilst my son is at band practice.

We always get plenty of fruit from our fig tree.

Agreed. It will keep you southern softies in your place.

You can find them all here : http://www.worldfootball.net/teams/southampton-fc/2010/2/

Norway, a country where Hell really does freeze over. http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&q=hell+norway&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x466d16fb3ae6fd6d:0x1596b57897c52a6b,Hell,+Norway&ei=QcawT8CmKqKl0QWitdWRCQ&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=2&ved=0CD4Q8gEwAQ

In which case I'll be changing my moniker to McBadger, och aye, and damnation tae all ye sassanachs. Mrs McB, where's ma Irn Bru ?

Not from where I'm looking.

If you take a line running approximately due north from Southampton, running through Oxford and terminating at Berwick, the northernmost point in England, the line is 60 miles between Soton and Oxford, ( which is just about as far north as Watford ), and there is approx 270 miles between Oxford and Berwick. The halfway point, which presumably divides the nothern half of the country from the southern half, lies around Sheffield.

And Newcastle and WBA went up the year before.

My post wasn't directed at yours, but those further up the thread, however, from my perspective, the 'northern' teams in the Prem are Newcastle and Sunderland, and you are in the midlands !

By that reckoning Norwich are a nothern team ! And how do you refer to Plymouth, which is further away from Soton than Birmingham is. What a parochial view you take of the world.

Premier league titles : Manchester 13, Blackburn 1, London 6. And since when were Wolves 'northern' ?

Why are self-proclaimed 'right wingers' so tediously predictable ?

So the "poor" can't be patriotic?

Laugh along even though they are laughing at you, and the stupid things that you do, because you think that poor is cool.

#1 son has just been told he can't go to Wembley as his fiancee is having her hair done on the day of the final !

Good man.

Fingers crossed. Are 'pool likely to beat Wet Sham in the final ?