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Vicky Carruthers ‏@vmjcarruthers Is Chanrai a #saintsfc fan? #pompey

OK chaps, I have a message for you from an all powerful being that will deliver eternal salvation to your souls. It was written by a mysterious group of people a very long time ago, in an ancient script that nobody but I could read, on golden plates that were buried and whose location was revealed exclusively to me by an angel. Once I had read the plates the angel took the plates away. So now you all believe me, let's make a new religion and spread the word. ( This might be an original idea ).

Would this one player really make £18m worth of difference to our season ? ( Mind you, this is the club that paid £4m for Rory Delap ! ).

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people." Karl Marx - Critique of Hegel's Philosophy of Right

An awful lot of scientists believe in God, ( in whatever form their adopted religion presents Him/Her/Them ).

Well, maybe one of them. The rest read like POL.

This

Did you get a yellow card ?

We are premier league !

Rickieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!

Today was always going to be damage limitation - I thought we started brightly but after the Higeuro injury City started to play like champions. Possibly a bit lucky for it to only be 1-0 but we arent being disgraced. If we can have a tidy 2nd hlf and manage to keep the ball just a little longer we can take some positives from the game, even if it ends in defeat..

Makes no difference who's in goal if we can't get a shot on target.

Here you go Alps, just don't let the missus catch you looking : http://tunc.biz/victoria_pendleton_nude.jpg http://emma-ostilly-2012.blogspot.co.uk/2012/02/victoria-pendleton-hot-photosimages.html

I don't think the club do retain the registrations if they allow the monthly agreement to expire ; 59 Monthly/Multiplicity Registrations 59.1 Subject to Regulation 59.2 below, a Club may register a Player for a period of one (and, for the avoidance of doubt, not less than one) calendar month or more calendar months provided that the registration expires on or before 30 June following registration. 59.2 A Club may only register a Player in accordance with Regulation 59.1 (subject to the provisions of Regulation 41.5) during a Closed Period if he is an Unemployed Player. 59.3 The Club shall complete the prescribed Football League registration form and forward it to the Secretary together with a copy of the contract of employment. For second and subsequent months a monthly extension registration form G1 (extension) must be completed and forwarded to the Secretary. 59.4 Players on a second or subsequent monthly contract are entitled to notice as to whether the Club intends to offer a further period of engagement not later than 7 days before the expiry of that monthly contract. 59.5 Players on a contract for two or more months are entitled to notice as to whether the Club intends to offer a further period of engagement. The notice is not less than 2 weeks before the expiry date where the contract expires on or before 31 December and not less than 4 weeks before the expiry date where the contract expires on or after 1 January. 59.6 On the expiry of a registration under this Regulation a Player is entitled to sign for any Club of his choice without restriction and without payment of any compensation.

It all depends on whether the epiphet 'skate' applies specifically to fans of PFC, or more generally to inhabitants of the PO postcode area. If the former the answer is an emphatic no, if the latter then yes I have. Edit: Strike the above - apologies to the 2 decent PFC fans I have met, though both were 'exiles' up here in Lancs.

It was probably in a fismongers, and he was chatting to the produce.

But they are still dependant on PST's bid succeding - if it does not I can't see them surviving on their month by month rolling contract program. If ( when ? ) PST fails they go 'pop' and the results are wiped out.

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You're missing the one from the City Council

With apologies to RallyBoy, ( who set's a very high standard ), but I just couldn't get the image out of my mind - so here is my humble offering...... [ I'm sure you've all seen that scene in the Blues Brothers with John Belushi and Carrie Fisher in the tunnel under the nightclub ] ..........after a burst of sanctions from the FL, the Pompey fan rises to his webbed feet, covered in mud from the portsea swamp Jake Skate: It's good to see you, sweetheart. FL: You contemptible pig! I maintained integrity for you. I stood in the background of the admin process, waiting, in integrity, for you, with three hundred creditors and charities you'd ripped off. I allowed AA to get away with diluting HMRC's claim with 20p owed to Qatar Airways. To delay the inevitable, I allowed you to rip up the unaffordable contracts of your entire first team. So for me, for my competition, my other member clubs, my fans, my future, and for the common good, I must now kill you. [Jake Skate falls to his knees] Jake Skate: Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault! FL: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me. Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I just ran out of luck. I... I had a fake sheikh. I didn't have enough money for the cab fare for Riquelme. My trainees didn't come through from the youth team. Chanrai came back in from out of town. Someone stole my car park. There was Cala. A terrible flood from the fat clogged pipes. The FAPPT ! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD! [Fans of other L1 clubs cover their heads in anticipation of liquidation, Jake Skate removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the FL visibly softens] FL: Oh, Jake... Jake, honey... [Jake embraces the FL and they kiss]

Tuna or sardines ?

But not on NI or tax ?

According to the BBC, 3 of them are also subject to international clearance.

How many opening games have we won in the last 20 years ? To be fair, beating Wigan is far more important, and possibly a draw with the Arse : 4 points from the opening 4 games would be very much 'on target' so long as we aren't tanked by Citeh and Manure and end up with a GD of -12 by the end of the month.