Grey Crab

Like all credit checks, they take into account your address. Usually this means the individual address, but I think that credit check companies just save time searching by simply ruling out of all of Lordswood immediately.

Any news on whether Whitey Grandad managed to get to the theatre okay? There was nothing about him missing the show on the news.

Saddoes.

Why don't you all rape the groom, for a laugh?

How do you know that? You can't base your assumptions on such a small example. Simply extrapolating your presumption from 4 signings is not accurate. It could be that the pattern is that every 5th signing is a 38-year-old journeyman with a dodgy knee and a penchant for cocaine and prostitutes. Which, in my opinion, is exactly what this team is lacking.

Some ideas: Doris Day - Secret Lovren (1954) Frankie Lymon And The Teenagers - Why Do Fools Fall in Lovren (1956) Frankie Laine - A Woman In Lovren (1956) Ronnie Hilton - No Other Lovren (1956) Tab Hunter - Young Lovren (1957) Bobby Darin - Dream Lovren (1959) Shirley Bassey - As I Lovren You (1959) Elvis Presley - A Fool Such As I / I Need Your Lovren Tonight (1959) Cliff Richard and The Shadows - I Lovren You (1960) Ricky Valence - Tell Laura I Lovren Her (1960) Ray Charles - I Can't Stop Lovren You (1962) Elvis Presley - Can't Help Falling In Lovren / Rock-A-Hula Baby (1962) Frank Ifield - Confessin' (That I Lovren You) (1963) Brian Poole and The Tremeloes - Do You Lovren Me (1963) Peter and Gordon - A World Without Lovren (1964) Searchers - Don't Throw Your Lovren Away (1964) Supremes - Baby Lovren (1964) Beatles - Can't Buy Me Lovren (1964) Righteous Brothers - You've Lost That Lovren Feeling (1965) Sandie Shaw - Long Live Lovren (1965) Dusty Springfield - You Don't Have To Say You Lovren Me (1966) Beatles - All You Need Is Lovren (1967) Love Affair - Everlasting Lovren (1968) Bobby Gentry - I'll Never Fall In Lovren Again (1969) Edison Lighthouse - Lovren Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) (1970) T Rex - Hot Lovren (1971) Donny Osmond - Puppy Lovren (1972) Little Jimmy Osmond - Long Haired Lovren From Liverpool (1972) Donny Osmond - Young Lovren (1973) Gary Glitter - I Love You Lovren Me Love (1973) Osmonds - Lovren Me For A Reason (1974) Rubettes - Sugar Baby Lovren (1974) 10cc - I'm Not In Lovren (1975) Bay City Rollers - Give A Little Lovren (1975) Showaddywaddy - Under The Moon Of Lovren (1976) Tina Charles - I Lovren To Lovren (But My Baby Loves To Dance) (1976) Donna Summer - I Feel Lovren (1977) Dr Hook - When You're In Lovren With A Beautiful Woman (1979) Kelly Marie - Feels Like I'm In Lovren (1980) Barbra Streisand - Woman In Lovren (1980) Soft Cell - Tainted Lovren (1981) Kraftwerk - The Model / Computer Lovren (1982) Renee and Renato - Save Your Lovren (1982) Phil Collins - You Can't Hurry Lovren (1983) Frankie Goes To Hollywood - The Power Of Lovren (1984) Stevie Wonder - I Just Called To Say I Lovren You (1984) Whitney Houston - Saving All My Lovren For You (1985) Foreigner - I Want To Know What Lovren Is (1985) Philip Bailey and Phil Collins - Easy Lovren (1985) Jennifer Rush - The Power Of Lovren (1985) Housemartins - Caravan Of Lovren (1986) Michael Jackson - I Just Can't Stop Lovren You (1987) Phil Collins - A Groovy Kind Of Lovren (1988) Glenn Medeiros - Nothing's Gonna Change My Lovren For You (1988) Sonia - You'll Never Stop Me Lovren You (1989) Whitney Houston - I Will Always Lovren You (1992) UB40 - (I Can't Help) Falling In Lovren With You (1993) Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Lovren (But I Won't Do That) (1993) Wet Wet Wet - Lovren Is All Around (1994) Cher, Chrissie Hynde, Neneh Cherry and Eric Clapton - Lovren Can Build A Bridge (1995) Gary Barlow - Forever Lovren (1996) Take That - How Deep Is Your Lovren (1996) Gary Barlow - Lovren Won't Wait (1997) Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls (PS I Lovren You) (1999) Spice Girls - Holler / Let Lovren Lead The Way (2000) Westlife - My Lovren (2000) Hear'Say - The Way To Your Lovren (2001) Jennifer Lopez - Lovren Don't Cost A Thing (2001) Beyonce - Crazy In Lovren (2003) Leona Lewis - Bleeding Lovren (2007) David Guetta feat. Kelly Rowland - When Lovren Takes Over (2009) JLS - Everybody In Lovren (2009) Cheryl Cole - Fight for this Lovren (2009) JLS - Lovren You More (2010) Scouting for Girls - This Ain't a Lovren Song (2010) Rihanna feat. Calvin Harris - We Found Lovren (2011) will.i.am feat. Eva Simons - This Is Lovren (2012) Gabrielle Aplin - The Power of Lovren (2012) Ne-Yo - Let Me Lovren You *****il You Learn to Lovren Yourself) (2012) Rudimental feat. John Newman - Feel the Lovren (2012)

Thanks!

You know I would like nothing more than to pop round and see your Fine Family of Scandinavians - to take a look at what you've done with the place, catch up with what the grown-ups are doing these days, see the precocious kids who must be all grown up now, and the fat one who most probably isn't. Why I'll bet there are even a few new little sprogs running around in the clan! However I'm not sure that I'd be welcomed any more. Too much time has passed since I walked out on those noble sentinels. I made my decision and I have to live with that now. Sure, to my face they'd be all peaches and cream, but deep down there would be a sadness. There would be resentment. There would be gossiping, and snigg*ring, and subtle jibes that go over my head. "Oh here comes the last of the famous, International Playboys", they'd mock. I'd be the prodigal son returning without even the redeeming qualities of being broke, being broken or having any kind of commitment to stay. In short - a tw*t. In the words of JC: everybody hates a tourist. It wouldn't be fair. I've made my bloody, treacherous bed and now I have to lie in it. Those who falter, and those who fall, must pay the price. Just know that I treasure every one of the little critters in your wonderful abode, and go about your ways safe in the knowledge that there will always be a little bit of my heart devoted to it.

So sad to hear this. He was a legend for Saints and will always be remembered. RIP Gordon.

Sorry pap. I'm sure you are a jolly nice chap. I genuinely do. But you are a loon. That said, the majority of people that are arguing with you have more issues than you. They really hate themselves. They probably don't know it, but they do. Normal people will just look at you, pap, and feel sorry for you. People who hate themselves see you as an opportunity for them to feel better about themselves so they will keep going on and on and on at/about you. The more they go on at/about you, the more it shows that they loathe who they are.

So let's get this straight. Gemmel posts a thread and pap responds on the thread so Gemmel 'touched a nerve'? Surely the fact that Gemmel posted a thread about pap - a man who is clearly a loon and not in the slightest bit worth engaging with on this subject - shows that pap touched Gemmel's nerve? I mean Gemmel posted an entire thread. He didn't even respond to a direct address like pap did.

In many ways, he reminds me of you.

That could work. I'll pay upwards of £1.50 per pair for any socks that will go with my Black leather adidas Samba trainers. Mods, could we change the thread title to "Socks wanted", please?

Wow! Quick delivery on these! They don't really suit any of the socks I own though so I'm selling them if anyone is interested. £39 or nearest offer.

Irony, ladies and gentlemen.

Haha! You and your mates sound like a great bunch of funny lads! These challenges are brilliant! Haha!

Too late. I've just bought a pair of Black leather adidas Samba trainers size 12 for £50. I'd rather pay the extra and make sure I get trainers that are legit. The hesitation in your reply suggests to me think that these are not kosher.

I may be interested. Where did you get them for that price? I like to now the provenance of things that I buy.

I don't know who is more stupid: the conspiracy theorists or people willing to argue for days on end with the conspiracy theorists.

Boj and Nick Illingsworth.

w-wait... what! is real thing? Yes. About half the population have one. If you ask Tokyo-Saint nicely, he'll probably show you his.

I think that smoke bombs would be BRILLIANT for atmosphere. Can you imagine how great the atmosphere would be if there was smoke in the stands? It would be amazing!

stupid, stupid people, stupidest thing on the internet, stupidity, internet stupidity, stupid conspiracies Don't mind me - just tagging this thread so it is easier for people to search for on the internet. Carry on.

You mean the first 10 years of my life, being tossed from foster parent to foster parent, each one with their own fun little abusive peccadillo? My favourite had to be Agneta and Joachim, who used to flick lit cigarettes at my head. It was only when I was rescued by Barnardos and brought to England that my life began. My English foster parents were aspirational and caring. I am now a successful lawyer with a charity foundation in my name.