Grey Crab

Can you tell me where to skip to the bit where it gets "F*cKING Hilarious"?

It's a bit early. He may have become embroiled in a betting scandal, hotel gang rape or a public war of words with the manager by then. Or he may just turn out to be crap.

And it's all still about 40 years ahead of football fans.

Let your missus have a go with a ladyboy so she can have a go with someone more manly than you.

Alan Biley once lent me a foot pump.

When public sector workers go on strike they are being c*nts for a cause they believe in. You lot complaining about it are just c*nts.

Ironic, given that every opinion on this thread is from a throwback.

It was all Redknapp what made him what he is today.

I know everyone here thinks that Barry Sanchez is a complete moron with no footballing nous whatsoever and a desperate need for the negative attention due to some sort of disappointment in his life, but he isn't - okay? Just leave him alone - he makes some very good points.

I think we should talk about the elephant in the room. We all know that the OP is talking about Barry Sanchez. I don't have a problem with Barry and certainly don't think that he is the miserable, lonely, internet-obsessed, sad c*** that most of the people on here think he is. I quite like him.

Yeh, let's sell him before the window closes and before anyone else notices he's sh*t. He's had enough time to prove us wrong.

Well, he was in the dressing room today so perhaps he should have piped up a bit?

He looks happy enough with the squad at Norwich today: [video=youtube_share;H-zUA3Y_Bs0]

What a coincidence! It's my cousin that was stalking the girl that lived in that house! Small world, eh?

How about this new chant: Wanyama, big and strong Wanyama, knocks you down Wanyama, ooh Southampton's hard man. Obviously, the tune is to 'Growing Down' by short-lived Swindon band The Locksmiths, the b-side to their self-released 1988 limited edition (only 500 copies) 7"-only single 'King of the City'. I'm sure you all know how it goes. Let's get it going next game, lads!

I had the same problem with some shop-soiled Terry's Chocolate Oranges. I couldn't take them back though because I hadn't kept them below room temperature and it invalidated the warranty. Above room temperature, they just congeal into big dark chocolate cricket balls.

So, looking ahead to the weekend, what do people recommend from the catering facility?

I think he makes a fair point.

No. If we can't trust you to get Pochettino right, why should we trust you with lots of other words?

I enjoyed the catering at the weekend. The hot dog I had was great - probably the best hot dog I've ever had! I'll definitely be going back next time. Hopefully all the ones that vowed not to return will stay away so the queues aren't so big, although those hot dogs are worth queuing for LOL!

It's illegal, simple as that. No wonder iPads and iPhones are so expensive, when people like you refuse to pay for stuff and just drive up the price.

I once f*cked someone called Robert.

Isn't this all illegal? This sort of behaviour just means we ALL have to pay more for stuff in the future. Mods can we lock this illegal request thread please?

I agree with Tim that we should put defenders on the posts. We should also play a couple of inside halts and other tactics favoured by footballing throwbacks.

If JWP can put balls in like that, why don't we try him with the free-kicks that Rickie always takes?