Grey Crab

I ain't Islamist mate. Some of my best friends are Muslims.

Out of interest, who exactly ISN'T against radical Islam?

Because he isn't an internet hardman like you.

You lost at the phrase "one paced team". I assumed that the rest was just going to be the ramblings of an idiot.

Great result. Danny Fox was MOTM for me - kept Dyer in his pocket despite not playing much this season and thus earning Saints a clean sheet.

First post in the history of this board by dubai phil where he mentions his company and it isn't a crude namedrop.

The Daily Star has a 5-page preview on Saints, but the caveat is that you have to really, really hate Muslims.

That's because most of them are.

Simon Gillett is better than all 3. Put together.

Remember watching a Saints game on the telly in my local and an injured team captain Jason Dodd coming in to watch. He smoked the whole way through the game.

Nice!

How does that work?

Yes, we've moved on from having lame footballers playing for us and now want quality players. Wait, why is everyone talking about coming out? What has all this got to do with homosexuals?

Er, isn't it obvious?

Why would anyone want a gay footballer playing for their team?

It's traditional for relegation-battlers to have a decent League Cup run, taking them to at least the semis. This means Sunderland will beat us.

We were all arrogant sh!ts in red Ferraris once.

Er, how can someone be a gay player AND a good player?

The Toby Carvery in Bishopstoke is a tour de force.

I don't understand. That doesn't make any sense?

I don't get this rainbow laces thing. Why would anyone want a gay footballer in their team?

I have seen Saints win at Anfield quite a few times now. I saw them win today (found a really good live stream, but missed a bit as had to start making the dinner) and I've watched a few YouTube videos as well as Match of the Day highlights over the years.

What is the point of leaving out just one 'o' from that? They could fit that in, surely?

Your book is sh*t.