Grey Crab

said Turkish, licking the orange Wotsit crumbs from his fingers.

Do you really think he'll pull through?

I can do Mondays and Wednesdays, but I'll need to knock off at about 1.30pm on Wednesday to get to the bookies? And are there smoking facilities on site?

Gaston wigs for the last away game then lads?

Detective Inspector Turkish of the Internet solves another crime with his clever deductions.

Has nobody mentioned the London Grammar LP yet? It's mustard. Eye-stinging and nose-pinching mustard.

They are one of my favourite novelty bands, alongside The Firm, Aqua, The Baron Knights and that band that did Witch Doctor.

Because this is a forum and people want to discuss opinions. Mumford and Sons are sh*t and so is your post. Those are my opinions. Discuss them if you wish.

I can't believe the attitudes of people on this thread. How can you all underrate him so much? He's been excellent for us, yet all I hear on here is how crap he is. Pathetic fans.

I think it might be Robsk.

No Barry Sanchez or alpine saint? If Cardiff get a goal back, I can guarantee they will be all over this thread like flies round sh*t.

We are going to spank Cardiff today.

I am a lip reader by profession. I can tell you, without doubt, that he says: "Get Jos er... the TOWIE book." It's pretty clear they were talking about Christmas shopping and that this is a non-story.

Steady on. That's a bit unnecessary.

Except Barry Sanchez, who is an utter c**t.

Yeh. You being the main one.

Last week I successfully predicted that AVB would be sacked and Spurs would win under a caretaker manager. This week's prediction... Cardiff will be behind their manager but they are still Cardiff and we will turn them over emphatically. Expect 4 goals from the Saints.

Anyone who posts in support of this thread.

RIP David Coleman. He will always be remembered in our house as a complete legend for his famous catchphrase: "Watchoo talkin' about, Willis?"

This. Dogs are thick as pigsh*t. And what kind of animal just sh*ts where it wants to without even attempting to cover it up or something? Disgusting things.

Ian Curtis.

Which football club has a 1871-page thread dedicated to it on the Southampton FC fans internet forum?

'Business Dictionary'. LOL. How many dictionaries did you have to look at before you found one that gave a definition that fitted your beliefs?

On the contrary, it was entirely necessary. I can't help it if you are stimulated by his posts. Maybe, if he stops posting due to the above attack, we could find you a mobile or something to hang in your room, with nice colours and sounds, so you can remain as stimulated as you were by his posts? I'll organise a whip round.

Can Saint in Paradise be a good Saints Web poster? Theoretically - no... because he's mad a t*t of himself by posting this thread Practically - no... because he's made a t*t of himself by posting this thread Ethically - no... because he's made a t*t of himself by posting this thread Therefore, after much study and deliberation... Perhaps we should be very suspicious of Saint in Paradise on this site. - - - He's obviously a frightened and ignorant old man. Call it what you wish it's still the truth. You had better believe it. The more who understand this, the better it will be for our forum and our internet.