Grey Crab

Adrian Durham and Darren Gough are thick as pigsh*t. Having said that, compared to the SaintsWeb regulars they are like the Eggheads.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

Exactly. Like Robin Van Persie.

Another "terrific" American player, brought to you by Tijuana Tim. He sure can spot them.

I was told a story about how, when Graeme Sounness was manager, he bought a player and fielded him on the say so of George Weah. But it turned out that it wasn't GW that phoned Sounness, rather the player himself pretended to be GW! Anyway, the story goes that this player actually got on the pitch in a top flight game. Although I'm pretty sure that the story is entirely apocryphal.

Have a think about it, maybe?

Why? Why is it that you think that someone can do it once but not consistently?

Don't say use collective pronouns then.

It's already happened. Just look at the spazmos on this thread.

Oh well. Let's get on with the rest of the weekend everyone. What lovely things do you all have planned? Seeing loved ones? Spending a day with the kids? Taking the other half out for a date? Off out with your mates?

MoPo: “We started with Sam Gallagher against Arsenal and nobody said we had no respect for the Premier League. I think it is quite contradictory.”

I see norwaysaint is still bobbing off about how great Norway is. Smug tw*t. He supports England in the football, I notice.

Excellent. See you on here in August! Enjoy the break!

Goalkeepers - Hart, Foster, Davis Defenders - Cahill, Baines, Jagielka, Walker, Lescott, Shaw, Clyne, Chambers Midfielders - Gerrard, Lampard, Lallana, Cork, Chamberlain, Carrick, Schneiderlein, Ward-Prowse Strikers - Rooney, Sturridge, Lambert, Rodriguez

It might be best for you and Barry. It's a convenient way for stupid people to not have to confront complex or challenging ideas.

It's a perfect example, you thicko. Your ad hominem response is ridiculous. By that same premise, we can just disregard everything that everybody says.

If I was your friend, I'd tell you to stop posting as you are being stupid. But I'm not your friend, and I'm enjoying you making yourself look like a wazzock too much.

This thread is evidence, if ever it were needed, that most of the posters on this are entirely stupid. And I'm not talking about Matthew Le God or trousers, who I happen to think are complete arses, but are entirely correct on this matter. I mean, the level to which people are prepared to dismiss a very sound scientific theory on the grounds that it doesn't sit with their angry view that "Saints would have won the cup if we hadn't lost yesterday" is impressive to say the least. And the fact that some are actually taking the p*ss out of MLG is frankly embarrassing for them, their families and anyone who happens to count them as friends. On the plus side, it's f*cking entertaining to watch such stupidity in action. A bit like visiting the zoo and watching monkeys flicking their own faeces around and eating it whilst still thinking that they are the apex of evolution. Carry on, guys. You are doing a sterling job. And MLG/trousers: don't mistake this as me thinking that you aren't complete c*ckles.

THIS FORUM ENCAPSULATED IN ONE HANDY SLOGAN. Mods, could we get that emblazoned across the website banner, please?

Ah, yes. But all of that is just down his intrinsic, deep-seated self-loathing. Either something in his past or a frustration at his current situation. He is spending an entire Saturday posting on a football forum, so that would suggest the latter. But we don't know what darkness lurks in his past either so let's not speculate.

I was struggling to see anything to celebrate about that result, but then I came on here and saw that Glasgow Saint has spent the ENTIRE DAY angry about this and posting on the forum about it, so that is definitely a positive to come out of the game. As long as that **** is miserable, we've all got something to be happy about.

LOL I bet this guy gets some stick! European names are so funny!

Leisure Suit Larry.

I don't think he thinks that at all, but nice try thicko.

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