Grey Crab

I like it when Saint in Paradise gets his ex-pat rage on. It's a healthy warning to us all of the dangers of being angry and acting like a daft old sod in old age. I think I'll take up bridge and watercolour painting and just stop reading the papers when I'm an old codger. P.S. Aguero was the only UK-based player in the match squad and he didn't pose in the picture (Dimichelis and Zabaleta in WC squad but also not in picture), but don't let that stop us getting REALLY REALLY ANGRY ABOUT OUR GREAT BRITISH EMPIRE BEING TAKEN AWAY FROM US BY FOOTBALLERS WITH A BANNER. P.P.S. I notice it's mainly the ex-pats on here getting their knickers in a twist. What is it with ex-pats that the country is not good enough for them to live in but if anyone else challenges the idyllic image they have of Blighty they go purple with apoplectic rage?

I have one rule when it comes to cars: if it doesn't destroy the environment, it's gay.

Shut up you nerd and give us your dinner money.

This thread is a really handy shorthand to weed out all the forum dorks and weeds. Helpful for sorting out whose opinions on football can easily be dismissed on the main board. Good work virgins!

Weren't they second about a week before that and then lost to City and Chelsea in the week over Christmas?

WAGs aren't what they used to be.

Erm, Lovren is all over the Croation Broadcasting Corporation's website going on about a transfer request.

Yes. I agree with this.

If hypochondriac (SWF's number one bell end - a huge achievement in and of itself) thinks Lee Nelson is a bellend, you can just imagine the level bellendry that Nelson has a achieved.

I've been told by a mate who works with Lallana's mate that Adam is only willing to stay at Saints if they bring in Tommy Widdrington as manager. Anyone else and he's gone.

I don't think he's a member of this forum.

Anyone else hope that Liverpool have a sh*t season, crash out of the Champions League and finish 6th? (With Spurs to finish 7th).

This thread is really pathetic. Seriously, what's a matter with some of you? Some of the replies on here make me ashamed to be a Saints fan. Of course we boo him.

My mate works with Tommy Widdrington's wife and he says that Widdrington has "put his name in the hat". He's exactly what we need right now - not only is he a decent, young, talented manager but he's also got all the fans behind him - I don't know anyone who doesn't want him for the job. He's just what we need for a united club.

Is now the time to blood this young, exciting English manager in the Premier League?

Tommy Widdrington is the name I've heard from my source and he's rarely wrong.

Maybe Pochettino is punking Spurs.

Pochettino can go f*ck himself.* *Unless he stays, in which case: I love you MoPo

I've just invested £200 in norwaysaint's kids' ice cream business. I'm getting in on the ground floor. They've promised me it's gonna be like the Wolf of Wall Street around that beach by the end of the summer.

Judgement Night for me too. Great soundtrack.

I'd be interested to know why JustMike closed the Muppet Show thread. Almost as if he didn't want any more speculation on the subject?

Well, as we all know the kind of bullish*t theories that pap tends to believe in, and JustMike is just Boj's monkey and as such a liar as well, it's safe to say that Tokyo Saint was to blame for Deppo's banning. And anyone who believe otherwise, might as well sign up to one of pap's other forums.

I got all my furniture from a variety of skips.

Insta-ban. The tsunami was quite a sensitive story at the time and Tokyo apparently pulled a full on "I'm really upset by this and demand you ban Deppo" tantrum. I suppose it was a good opportunity for him, although a little bit sick that he used a tragedy to get rid of someone he didn't like. Of course, he denies this but then who would admit that?

I have had it confirmed by TWO mods that Tokyo reported Deppo and got him banned. You can listen to him snivelling about it all you like, but it only means he's a liar as well as weasel.