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That's an even stupider argument because it agrees with Turkish.

Look at us! Squabbling! Bickering, like children. What's happened to us? We never used to be like this!

If he wants to leave, he can sort his own anterior cruciate ligament out.

Correlation is not causation.

That's good to know. Of course, the term 'weaponised language' is also weaponised language. Boiled down it means: "It's a conspiracy kids!"

I'm worried about the countdown too. It's a real conundrum. We need a mixture of top players and solid bottom end Premier League players. I'd take 1 from the top and 5 from the bottom. We should have a look at **** Shonerikorna, for starters.

Spurs are bigger than Saints. Which makes their consistent lack of success season after season even funnier.

About 1 minute.

I see Liverpool have announced their squad for their pre-season tour...

Give it a couple of years and Mark Clattenburg will be telling them they've changed.

I don't think he cares. You know he left, right?

Is it true that Le Tissier is going to saunter around at St. Mary's for the duration of the run and then do a light jog before a spectacular finish, taking all the glory?

Jermaine Wright - Legend.

This is an illuminating thread. I didn't realise that CHAPEL END CHARLIE was a teenage girl. I had him down as a thirty-something chap.

Make him sign it in blood.

Can she not remember your kids' names?

And what, pray, is wrong with Lallana's ratty beard?

I think you could be on to something with this book. I think it will be popular because football books don't really have to be well written they just have to be about football and say something that football fans recognise. So I wouldn't worry about the 'style' of your writing, it suits football books which means football fans will read it anyway.

He plays an experimental 2-1-1-2-1-1-1-1 formation.

He should put a bit more product in his hair.

I liked that. Things are looking good for the sous-hampton.

Do us all a favour and leave the position unfilled.

She's clearly having an affair mate.