Grey Crab

Seriously, how can footballers actually go on strike? There are no grounds for industrial action. He is under contract and hasn't been mistreated. There are no changes to the terms of his employment, surely? It's about time a club took a player to court for breaking the terms of their contract.

My thoughts: His voice is very good and I enjoyed his singing right from the beginning. I also liked it when he kicked that other player in the head early on.

I agree. I think that would be very considerate.

I agree. And take down all those people from the banner too - none of them are at the club anymore.

I've got something that is 46 inches and 500 pounds.

There are fewer more distressing sights than that of an Algerian man in a baseball cap.

I'd settle for being relegated in 19th place to avoid the humiliation of coming bottom.

He'll be supporting Liverpool this time next year. I bet his head is already there.

Lesotho? They must have used up the whole population just to get a squad together?

People are really bored waiting for the new season to start, aren't they?

One more vote for this.

Ward-Prowse's head is already at Liverpool.

Holder-Spooner is at Basingstoke Town, I think.

He did go out for a meal last night, according to reports on here. Maybe he has indigestion?

Bullsh*t. Prove it. What are they all eating for dinner?

I remember where we were 5 weeks ago.

And she turns out to be a dragon, but a series of events leads you to be stuck with her for the rest of your sad, miserable life. All that time thinking of your lovely ex who goes on to a greater happiness that you could ever have given her.

Can somebody just clarify - as this post is unclear on this particular issue - did Ronald Koeman sign up for this?

Maybe he is talking about the U14s. Have any of them left recently? I don't think so. Good job, Les.

Putting a wink after it doesn't make you any less of a pr1ck.

If you loved your son, you'd handwash for him.

According to this piece, Chambers has been brought in as a 4th choice centre back rather than a right back. Seems like a really daft move for Chambers, if so. http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/26/why-16million-for-calum-chambers-is-a-cracking-piece-of-business-by-arsenal-4811184/ As I said before: he's not the next Gareth Bale; he's the next Matt Mills.

Chambers is not the next Bale. He's the next Matt Mills.

If you want decking, I know loads of people who will willingly do it for free.

We write a letter to Nicola, asking him if he can convince another billionaire to buy the club and the come back and steady the ship himself.