Grey Crab

I'm 38 and none of these ring true with me.

Anything has a personality compared with you, you dull Bearsy-wannabe c*nt.

Rupert Lowe for Nicola Cortese Sir Clive Woodward for Jesus Perez Jermaine Wright for Guly Do Prado

Agreed. Thanks for summing up how we all feel, Ludwig.

You disgust me.

Probably Bale and Shearer for starters. And perhaps Ivan Golac. Or, failing that, I'd put in my favourite ex-Saints: MLT, Killer and Jimmy Case.

I can't believe it! Football is so boring and mundane if you can't stand and say c*** really loudly in front of other people. It makes me wonder why I go if I can't say swear words loudly? I mean, what's the point of football if it isn't about saying c*** or f*** or f****** c*** out loud? I have a really stressful job and the only way I can deal with those stresses is to say c*** or f*** out loud in front of people on a Saturday afternoon. I'd be hard pushed to find any other way of de-stressing after a hard week than calling somebody from another football team a c*** or telling a referee he is a motherf*****. It's PC gone mad gone mad.

It's a charismatic and verbose read, so I'm pretty sure it is Jay Rodriguez.

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Whenever they talk of 'historical sexual offences', I just assume that they were caught in the plot to murder Edward II by penetrating his anus with a red hot poker.

He's clearly a damaged young man, or else who wouldn't be self-destructing all the time. Calling him a turd isn't very nice. I wouldn't call you a turd, despite you actually being a turd for being so aggressively nasty about someone you don't even know. Actually, I would. Turd.

We will walk this league.

You'd think his English would be better considering the amount of time he spent in this country. Typical foreigner, only interested in coming over here to make money and not bothered about learning the language.

Can't believe that there is nothing on here to remember the 9/11 attacks, 12 years ago today. Not a single thread or post. Shameful.

You think there are "good" shell suits? In your experience, which ones would you say are the good ones?

I think you should get one Barry as it would definitely suit you.

I always thought you were a complete c**t.

Get a grip, you big fannies.

Do you have any friends?

I think it's quite nice when we lose games. It gives a few of you guys something to get excited about. We've been doing so well recently, it must have been quite rubbish for some of the posters on here.

You really are a sad c**t.

Give them the job. That'll teach them.

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I think the answer to overpopulation is to humanely destroy a pointless adult whenever a new child is born. The authorities could do worse than to read posts on here to find some of the country's most pointless adults.

I wouldn't bother. He's a sh*t. I used to car share with him and he came into the care home to visit my mum and he put his hand on her knee. The next time we visited, I told him to sit in the car and 5 minutes after I went in, he came in again and sat next to my mum and put his hand on her knee again. The next time, she asked for him specifically and over the period of a season, she came to think of him as her son. I stopped giving him lifts in the end, but when I went to visit my mum over the summer, he was sat with her, with his hand on her knee. I forbade him to visit again and when I visited my mum a few weeks later she asked about 'her son' and I had to tell her that he was dead. She was heartbroken and she has been in a state of depression ever since. All because of that filthy perverted sh*t. I'm pretty convinced that she's written in him into her will too.