Grey Crab

If you are taking things for them to do, what's the point in taking them?

What do you know about responsibility you obese c**t?

This is annoying. I'm in town today but will be getting the 19:38 bus home.

Yep. A lot of nasty, selfish c**ts on this thread.

Stop being a c**t.

I'd step on a c**t like Barry Sanchez to help a decent, kind, humane Eastern European in need.

I've heard that Cortese has done a deal with Pirate Paul for him to open a stall on the concourse out the front.

Good job we've got SaintsWeb's finest scientific minds on the case. As always, whenever there is a tragic world event, you can rely on this place to investigate and solve any unresolved issues.

Of course you'd imagine that. I think that we're all under no illusions that most of what you think is imagined.

Some seem to have more attachment and loyalty to an inanimate striped shirt than they do to a human being who has worked hard and shown commitment to Southampton F.C.

said alpine saint, hysterically.

Isn't every season a "make or break season" for every footballer?

You do all realise that this game is just about getting up to match fitness, right?

Yeovil Town have announced some news today.

Well, I think this is a great idea. We can go back to the halcyon days of accessing our pornography through the traditional way of finding nudie mags in hedgerows and railway sidings. And just imagine the renewed thrill of visiting a foreign country and enjoying their laissez-faire attitude to anal fisting and the like when you happen across some videos in a local grocery store? Face it, we've all suffered heavily from bouts of 'porn fatigue' since the internet has take off. This will invigorate us all. I'm horny just thinking about it.

Yep. I agree with Batman. It's just not fair that people like him are a result of our terrible education system. At least give the current kids a chance for a future.

Youse lot are a bunch of dinosaurs.

It's like the MOBO Awards all over again! I bet they would complain if we had a Music of White Origin Awards! It's PC gone mad gone mad. I'm fed up of the discrimination against white men. It's despicable what we have to put up with and nobody is prepared to fight against all the terrible injustices that we have to suffer, like letting women into our golf clubs and bad stuff like that. It's time we all took a stand.

That's a good trick. His mates had put a lot of thought and effort into it, which shows how fond they are of him and how good a friend he is. I remember begrudgingly going on a stag do of someone at work. I figured that he'd have some good mates there that had put some effort into the events of the day and evening - pranks, etc. Turns out he didn't really have any friends and most people thought he was a bit of a tw*t. Nobody had organised anything at all other than just going to a club. So, just to make him think that we actually liked him and gave a sh*t about him, one of the fellas went into a joke shop and got him a silly hat to wear.

Are you bored of this sort of thing? I mean, it's just not very clever at all. Why not challenge yourself to be a proper c**t like me rather than just the dull one that you currently are?

"DOZENS of motivational and team building projects"? "DOZENS"? At least your bosses are on the ball in identifying you as a **** who lacks motivation and nobody likes. Fair play to them (although it doesn't take much to identify it).

It's spelled: 'ditto'. Does anyone else agree with me and Batman on this?

I agree. The blame lies with our lame armed forces who can't seem to hold onto our foreign territories. That's what happens when you put idiots in nuclear submarines: they can't even defend out Empire against spears and arrows.

Nice try.

Good stuff, but I'm not sure that we need another Japanese player. I think we've got the market covered over there already with Lee and Yoshida.