Grey Crab

It just goes to show that dune/Barry clearly knows that his idea have no credibility. Otherwise, why would he go through the rigmarole of disguising himself/disguising his ideas. S'funny really, isn't it?

ACB will be sacked on Monday. New manager/caretaker manager will inspire a victory for them on Saturday.

C*nt.

Good. He was always the worst moderator on here. EDIT: Sorry, misread the title. Madness.

Which one?

Just heard the news. Wow. Really sad to hear. I was a massive fan. Rest in peace, Madiba.

Yeh, of course it is you massive spastic. Maybe you just feel that way because you are a massive tw*t and people (rightly) treat you like one?

I'd love to have a day celebrating my nationality. But then I read posts from c*nts like Barry et al and I become desperately ashamed of my country and that sort of hate-filled sh*t-eaters it produces.

This turns me on. Which one makes you horny? https://twitter.com/FootballerBoobs/media Peter Crouch has a pair of spaniel's ears. Januzaj's are pert. Gutierriez's are lovely. Sturridge's are fake, IMO.

I hate it when I try to hug the man next to me when we score and I get a bit hard and he gets all sh*tty about it and when his wife gets all weird if I cup his buttocks with my hands. Call yourself Saints fans?

I notice that the PC Brigade are out in force to stick up for these disgraceful disabled athletes. As has been pointed out, just because they are disabled it doesn't give them the right to abuse a sporting legend. But of course, as usual, there's no telling the liberal elite who choose to shout down anyone who tries to point this out.

There are subtle differences. Firstly, Saints are currently very successful, whereas Pompey are currently not. This skews the relationship slightly. Secondly, the picture was posted by the Pompey player, implying that the he was showing deference to Lallana. If Lallana had posted the picture showing deference to the Pompey player, the reaction may have been different.

I think the end refrain from Suede's 1993 top 10 hit 'Animal Nitrate' will be a great terrace chant. We could also all do Brett's bum-shaking and slapping along to the chant. "And it's Dejan Lovre-oooo-ooo-on ooo-ooo-ooon Now that Animal's on Animal, he was Animal An Anima-aaa-aal etc."

Oops. Last two should read: December 4th: We're sh*t. December 7th: We're very good.

Saints this season, according to SaintsWeb forum: August 17th: We are okay. August 24th: We're not good enough. August 27th: We're brilliant! August 31st: We're sh*t. September 15th: We're not good enough. September 21st: We're brilliant! September 24th: We're okay. September 28th: We're good. October 6th: We're very good. October 19th: We're very good. October 26th: We're brilliant! November 2nd: We're sh*t. November 6th: We're sh*t. November 9th: We're brilliant! November 23rd: We're sh*t. December 1st: We're sh*t. December 4th: We're very good. December 7th:

Strengths: goalkeeping Weaknesses: eczema

C*nts.

Osvaldo is ****.

Cortese looks livid.

He's definitely gay. No hetero would have a body that hot.

Bit defensive. Everyone clearly knew it was a tongue-in-cheek post. Yet you leapt to defend yourself straight away. Curious.

What has that got to do with capitalism?

At least there's a bright side for you.

In this fixture though, we are always going to be the second most cynical team.

I hope that, one day, Barry can find happiness. Whatever it is that is making him respond to such a joyful article as that in such a way must be pretty awful. But he's a Saints fan, so I hope he comes to terms with whatever it is that happened to him and he gets to enjoy this small window of joy and optimism that we are having as Southampton fans. Lord knows these times don't last, so I hope he can escape the darkness soon. Best wishes to you, Barry. It's not your fault. It's NOT your fault.