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That's presumably what the 7 reserves are for?

Barry Sanchez is the only genuine 100% troll on here really. Glasgow tries his best, bless his little cotton socks, but every now and then he comes out with something vaguely interesting and constructive. Plus he starts like 98% of the matchday/build-up threads. He still lives his life on my account on ignore though

Townsend almost certainly out injured during the world cup. This is good because it means he won't be in the squad, but bad because there will still be people that insist that he would have gone if not for injury, when clearly he's a bit pants. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27205351

Do you have to be a football club to download a free Schmeichel? Or can anyone download one? Could be handy to have around the house. Maybe the local schools could get one per child?

Play the kids + Shaw, Lallana and Morgan, tell those three to play really badly and sub them all at half time.

I really liked the 2012/2013 kits. I'll be sitting quietly in the corner if you need me...

Yeah, why bring his ethnicity in to it when you can just rule out 60% of the world by saying players from Asia aren't good enough for us?

"The Lannisters send their regards."

Toure didn't win it coz he's black, right?

Shaw could be 35 for all I care, he has had a fantastic season and fully deserves his place. It would be interesting to see by how much he won that position in the team.

Problem with us is that a penalty given to us = a goal for Lambert - he doesn't miss and I reckon that could put referees off awarding the more dubious ones.

Oh for f*ck's sake, are they serious?

I fail to see how Van Wolfswinkel isn't on their list. He had such a promising name and everything.

I wonder where we'd be in the league without Cork this season? Both Morgan and Vic have been injured for chunks, Jack Cork has been magnificent. I don't think we'd be sitting in the top half without him this season.

Don't you want to win the league? Surely every team want to win the league? I want to win the league.

As good as he is on the pitch, it's great to see him in the training photos and interviews too - he's a joker, popular, keeps morale up, and he's probably more important in the dressing room than we realise.

Had a nice little bit in the first half around half way where he took the ball and did about three Everton players before squaring the ball, calm as you like. I hope Woy enjoyed it today! Is it too late for Cork and Clyne or can they grab a spot?

Luke Shaw, play to the whistle!

Somebody's just told me we have a goalkeeper on the pitch too! Can anyone confirm this?

Not sure about that. His arm was away from his body and blocked the ball, but he was moving it in to try and get out of the way. 50/50.

Serves them right for building up Coleman before the game!!

Somebody has certainly told Rickie to shoot more often. I like it.

Clyne and Cork looking fantastic so far. Lambert is a tank.

I think we've had more shots so far this game than in the entirety of the Villa game.

Something like his second start this season at centre back? That'll do wonders for his confidence