Pastor Patrón

Wow, exciting times indeed.

Past his best legend, I thought he was gash last season despite grabbing a few goals in the end.

It looks outstanding, first one I'll be buying in about 10 years.

Agreed, or at least not unless he's available for a good price. He looks so bloody cumbersome, similar to Rhodes who I'd like but 5 years older and with a far more erratic goalscoring record.

Same, and 4/5mill is an acceptable amount of money to spend on a backup striker.

I'm not remotely worried about the prospect of losing out on signing Danny Ings to a bigger club. It's Danny Ings ffs.

Should just tell them we'll sign him next summer for free then. They'll soon knock a good few mill off, especially considering he could well flop in the prem and be worth even less

Yes, he's got less then a year left on his contract and isn't as good.

Ings would be ok for the right price, what kind of money is being rumoured? 5mill or less would be ok.

Awesome, Cork has just gone up in my estimation.

I flicked straight to the last page after seeing that atrocity last night and was about to call you a bunch of tasteless retards, then I saw it, mother of god that's beautiful, 100% buying it

Kevin Phillips?

Did we not love you enough Saints?

Oh seriously, f#ck you Saints, I hate you so much right now

We don't need a defence anyway. Just put our money stacks in the goal, have Boruc jumping around in that sh#t like Scrooge mcduck

Why you mad though?

I like his personality, he comes across as an arsehole but in a cool way like ossie.

Not at all but signings like Osvaldo and Ramirez showed a desire to improve to the players and that's why we managed to keep hold of them so long and why they now want out, because were not really looking to improve

I was unaware they sold 60mill of players. Reinvesting all money received should be an absolute bare minimum to improve and isn't a huge ask

How do you think we got Ramirez? We threw money at him. Of course we'd have to do the same with any good player to get them to come

Yep, but if you want to be a top half club you have to bite the bullet on wages or you'll never be able to get or keep hold of top players

To get the highest quality starting 11 possible, to enable us to have the highest points total possible. That is after all the whole idea of a football club

Right but 60mill minus 25mill = 35mill for squad strengthening. Again we've just raised 60mill, we don't need bankrolling to sped 25 on one player

Why not spend 25mill on a Lallana replacement though? We've raised £60m on player sales ffs