Pastor Patrón

Lol at Cork taking the **** out of Lovren when they got off the coach

Dude get some pride and stop hanging off his nuts. He's acted like a complete bellend and deserves to be treated like one for a fair while yet.

Nice to see him put in line by Koeman. Hopefully he can do the same with Osvaldo

Do be sure to tell Inter Milan's scouts that.

Pato would still be the best striker available for less then £20mill

I think he'd be somewhere between 10 and 15 goals. He looks an extremely similar player to Pelle but younger and with a more consistent record.

I'd like to see us get Will Hughes. He'd be absolutely ideal for us and it'd be nice to get one back over Liverpool

How many league goals would he have to score for people to consider him a successful signing? I want 15, less then 10 and he should be off again next summer.

I said that too, he looks slow, cumbersome and awkward.

Pelle and Osvaldo upfront would be bloody amazing. Mostly because it includes Osvaldo

Should be better then Lambert which is the important thing I guess

Meh, the misc is better anyway.

Yeah that's right, sit your scared ass down.

Indeed, if only we were Newcastle, Norwich, Villa or Swansea and could sign them with ease.

You don't wanna war foo, step back and sit back down

He's surely got to be captain next season. Give him the armband and a new improved contract, even if it's not an extension on his current one, he deserves more then 10k a week.

No Balotelli no care.

De Vrij would be a quality signing, Vlaar not so much.

Maybe it'll be funny on your fourth edit.

Adrian being a sarcastic tit, this is new and exciting.

Can't understand why he hasn't been a bit busier speaking to some of the players. Should've at least phoned Ossie if he didn't turn up.

I like him

It was an irrelevant thought at that time.

I don't think m/any Saints fans did.