Pastor Patrón

I thought Guan said we had a signing done yesterday to be announced today?

Lol no they're f#cking not, you can't even retain 6% body fat unless you're on clen or something. They'd be in the 10-15% range. It's just fat average joes who're like "herp derp he's got abs he must be 2%bf"

Rodriguez is twice the player Lambert is. Oh no wait everyone agrees now don't they Umm Lallana's a total w#nker, oh no wait......

Superb. Not gonna pretend I wish him well, fuk everyone who left, enjoy karma you nobbers

Campagnaro sounds better than Schelotto, I'd happily have him if it meant getting rid of Jos. Schelotto sounds garbage though

So that's a no I take it?

£12mill on a 15yr old is baller as fuk. Assume we haven't actually been linked with him though?

No problem with that as long as we don't opt for another one of their reserves instead. I'd rather have no one then dross.

I was being sarcastic, it's a f#cking turd signing.

Top quality signing, let's hope a loan deal for Jenkinson can be sorted soon as well. Bring in Leroy Fer and things really will be looking up.

I'd be very happy with that if it was a permanent deal. Don't really want any loan deals though.

The club should seriously band the players from using media. It can't be that hard

I generally can't stand him but he came across extremely well tbh in both of the interviews and said exactly the right things. Call me gullible but I feel quite a bit better after that, good job Ralph.

Nicola?!!! Is that you??!!

Lol sarcasm is so awesome, thanks for regaling us all with that comedic interlude in an otherwise dour afternoon.

I can't imagine he'd be the proudest person in the world if he knew what was happening to his club atm. She essentially wrestled control from Cortese who he apparently 100% trusted with the running of the club and has since demolished everything that the previous regime stood for.

Protests are awesome, go for it.

Maybe buy it a size too big so it'll shrink to fit, or actually do as the label says and hand wash it? You know, like a normal person would?

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/391199/Liverpool-target-Southampton-s-Jay-Rodriguez-after-Loic-Remy-transfer-collapses They're absolutely insane if they sign Rodriguez. He's a quality player but I really can't see him being the same after his injury, he relies on pace and movement too much. One of the only players where I think it would actually make sense to sell them if we get a good deal (20mill or so).

So what was the big secret on Saintlist? None of that was exactly exciting or sensitive info.

Yep. It's like everyone comes on here for some kind of emotional support so gets all upset when people are negative because it wrecks the frame of mind they're trying to sustain. F#ck that, I'm rightly ****ed off with the club so will say so.

If Chambers is sold I'm out until Katarina is. I can't pretend to support them when I can't honestly say I do literally support them, we deserve to be relegated if things play out as they're looking to. I really hope attendances plummet this season to show they can't get away with sh#t like this.

Yep, I really can't understand how much slack they're getting. Losing Pochettino and 5+ first team players and having most of the rest wanting to leave is f#cking disgraceful management no matter how you look at it. People do tend to go a bit ott calling us a laughing stock and an embarrassment but we really are atm, this kind of sh#t just doesn't happen.

Wow we sure showed our resolve, good to see we held out until a replacement was signed. Inb4 it turns out to be 16mill rising to 20 with add ons

So not at all like it then