Pastor Patrón

Any chance Djuricic is injured as well?

Gaston >> Elia and Djuricic

Crazy thought but maybe we should play the attackers that we actually used to score goals with?

Get Rodriguez playing and get Ossie back. Who gives a toss about Rodriguez's long term fitness since he'll be off in the summer anyway. Ossie's an absolute lad and we're better then that pikey club he's playing for atm.

You were called him incredible a few weeks ago, pipe your lame ass down. I called it since day one, he's garbo status.

Get Mane on FFS, he's our only decent goalscorer

Pelle can redeem himself in my books by finally scoring a fuking goal today. Step the fuk up champ

Does Forster ever actually make, like, you know, saves?

Shaw and Fellaini cost about as much as our entire starting 11

Pelle is rubbish tbf. We had a better striker in League 1 ffs.

Jesus Mane is so GOAT. Pelle still sucks balls though

Maybe Jay and Ossie? Osvaldo would be happy enough living in London. Swap deals rarely happen though so meh. I'd rather sign Will Hughes and Dybala.

I'd offer Morgan in exchange for Kane, or Jay plus £10mill

This, a loan until the end of the season with a potential agreement to sign him for 500k with hugely reduced wages would be perfect for everyone.

Sorry for not predicting your future argument you tedious phaggot. You asked a question and I answered, now you're like "but but name 12 more clubs". Spurs, Liverpool, Everton, Newcastle, he might also be interested in going back to Burnley if they stay up rather than sit on our bench.

Spurs, Pochettino will buy him regardless because he loves him. If not plenty of clubs will be stupid enough to offer him a bigger wage.

Why would that be good? Rodriguez was fantastic but relied on running at people and being fairly athletic, there's no chance he'll be as good when he comes back and probably won't sign a new contract. He was easily my favourite striker in years but he's had a career wrecker imo. If we could get 20mill for him still I'd bite Spurs hand off, you can't miss what we haven't had for a year or so anyway.

Totally srs, its all to gain support for Israel, that's why the media's all over it.

It's irrelevant, this is football. When someone shouts "you're f#cking sh#t" at a player do you go "actually he's just playing sh#t"? No, it's just pedantic rubbish that only happens online

There's a substantial difference between calling a player sh#t after a series of really sh#t performances, and making a scapegoat of them you bunch of overly dramatic retards. Mane was playing hall of fame sh#t, Guly is/was sh#t, Hooiveld is/was sh#t, Fox is/was sh#t.

He'd be no worse then Long, Ramirez or Osvaldo for similar money. It is a bit steep though, £8mill would be about right.

Holy f*ck he looks amazing

Wow what an awesome idea, if only I'd have thought of that.

Nothing would say "we've arrived" more then signing Patrick Bamford imo. Let's hope we don't **** about on personal terms as the big boys will surely be circling.