Pastor Patrón

Has anyone itk commented on Dybala? Or are Kbilly and Guan in a huff still? He'd be such a GOAT signing, I've never seen him play, but £30mill on a 21yr old Argentinian striker, fuk yes.

I've changed my mind about Lambert tbh, I'm not his biggest fan but I'd kinda like him back in January.

6 points above the relegation zone lmao, this never gets old

So much more enjoyable having academy players in and around the starting 11, Reed's class, even Long was good today. Really hope Koeman keeps giving our youngsters some game time when our injured players come back.

Stonewall penalty, wtf is this ref playing at

Same, that w#nker Willow, banned me from the chat thing for calling him out on it as well.

Sneijder and Dybala in one window. That's what the f#ck I'm talmbout ya'heard

Can the mods make some kind of shortcut instead of us having to time "Mane is sh#t" repeatedly? I think it'd really help streamline the forum going forward.

Then we drop him because he's sh#t and Sheff United are in league 1.

Nice lineup apart from Mane. Hope Reed gets some game time.

Tadic doesn't need a rest, he needs to get fit. There's no excuse for a premiership footballer to be knackered from 18 games in 4 months. That's if fitness is the issue.

He's a tad above mediocre, good enough for solid cover like Long, but certainly not anywhere near as good as Lambert or Rodriguez. Having him as essentially our only fit striker for half the season is a ridiculous situation to be in.

Told you our new signings are all sh#te. You should probably listen up in the future.

I'm an architect. I have nothing to say about this particular topic, I just felt this a noteworthy excuse to inform you how intelligent I am.

We sold our captain for a few mill more then Mane.

Just let that sink in for a sec.

Jesus christ Forster is f#cking sh'te.

Same story as last year, bad luck, injuries happening at the same time etc. lets hope we actually strengthen in January this year or it's gonna be another pointless second half of the season

Less goals, less assists, less skill. Ramirez has 34 caps for Uruguay, quite clearly he's better. Tadic is the only one who's arguably better, hence saying knackered Tadic, he's a waste of space atm. Long's as average as everyone knew he was, Mane's garbage. Really dissapointed with Mane, I was set to be a fanboy because he has such a lulzy name but he's but he's ****. Tadic is the only one of our permanent signings from the summer who's actually worth the money.

He's quality, I'd rather have him then Mane, Long or a knackered Tadic.

Do you even Dybala?

Last season we had Lambert, Osvaldo and Rodriguez. Now we could have Pelle and Ings woooop. Lets sell our ungrateful cripple for £20mill and buy someone lavish and exotic please, preferably South or Central American.

Maybe none of our youth players are good enough for a top 6 side. Just because past ones have been good enough it doesn't make the current batch any better. It's a shame we never produce strikers, because it's the only position were thin enough to experiment

Forster's f#cking rubbish tbh