Unbelievable Jeff

I think he's done in all honesty, and I wonder whether we have taken the contract off the table or inserted an injury clause, and that is why he's not signed it. He'd be stupid not to sign a new contract with us considering the injury.

It'll be difficult, but I'd like to know if the system also helps... We need to find that player though, and fast.

Javi Martinez leaving Bayern then?

He's not going to be a complete keeper though, or he'd be worth £50m, and that's a lot for a League 1 standard keeper.

Yep, that makes sense to me.

Who gives a ****? Sick of this expenses ****, some MP's work massive hours for lowish pay, and don't have the "extra-curricular" incomes that others do. I think expenses should be means tested myself.

After work is the way to do it, I agree. Too much child stuff to do at weekends.

Not going to comment on the sexism argument earlier in the thread as that has been done to death. Have to say SOG's account sounds awful. I don't *think* I've met anyone who has suffered from domestic violence either men or women, but I don't know how I'd react if my missus punched me.

Add to that they were quite drink and you can see how things escalate.

To be fair, he couldn't give a ****, found it funny. Rugby players for you.

I used to shave my balls with my mates electric razor at uni. Didn't tell him until our last week of living together. Oh, the japes.

You thinking of blue waffle again? It'll stay with you forever...

Apparently he was drunk.

Smell my cheese you mother! I've got cheese...

I'd like to think not, although probably. And this is the problem with messageboards I suppose...

I'm going on a hunch here, but I don't think you like Jeremy Clarkson...

Ha, nope, cos I'm rubbish at drawing. I may just sit there and have a long vvank.

And then hovercraft racing. Pretty random day all in all.

I'm doing life drawing as part of a stag do I am going on (my mate is an artist and we're doing a kind of 'life in a day' thang), but apparently they do it for stag do's and provide with attractive women, rather than you're normal dumplings. Not sure it's really up my street though.

Isn't that the mantra of a troll though? Insulting people for no real reason but to make yourself feel better?

Bearsy, cos he's MASSIVE.

Blime, never saw this. I'm a long way down the list... I suppose that's what comes from being a cúnt.

Hahahahahaha, that is awesome. Considering the type of music I like, and the fact that I tend to dress smartly, means I struggle slightly on the 'cool' factor in heavy rock clubs.

Personally I didn't, but I think I'm younger than a lot of you...No defence for it though.