Unbelievable Jeff

I reckon it's KL...

Witteree?

Right, voted.

I should be able to if I use my convertible, much easier to see backwards in...here it is:

The word 'apoplectic' comes to mind.

A year ago, or even in the Summer I'd have said no, but you only have to look at how Charlie Austin has performed who is a very similar player and he could be worth it.

Alright Pap. I wasn't offering him out, I was offering him the chance to come and do my parking for me... The little girl had been up all night, and i had been out the night befor so was rather hungover and being a little bit precious by the look of things.

Ahem. Bit of a stressful day yesterday, so apologies for the reaction above. It turns out I don't react well to having my parking mocked. It may also be the loki nomination. Not sure. Anyway, apologies to Bletch.

Do you know what Bletch, go fück yourself. You write with an authority which goes way over your lowly status on this shiťty little forum, talking utter crap and trying to be funny (ask Bearsy or even Tokes for some lessons), and then start talking shiť about a situation you don't understand. It's got nothing to do with 'spatial' awareness. If you want I'll PM you and you can come down and try it if you're the big man. If not, then shut your fuçking mouth you jumped up little príck.

I think that's thread of the century so is inelligible for this award as well.

No chance. We'll rotate.

Golden thread??

Hmmm, issue is going to be attacking wise, as we use our full backs to create our width, and without Yoshida getting forward we may well struggle.

I've been nominated for loki? Really? Feel that's a bit harsh. Shame Bearsy's not doing it again this year, he's just far funnier than Bletch...think I'll be missing the awards ceremony this year.

I think this is a few weeks old isn't it?

Agreed, you would be taking Rickie out of his comfort zone, retraining him as a proper target/hold up man, rather than a deep dropping forward who drifts around the front 4.

I don't want Rickie back with us due to the reason I quoted last season - he really aint very good anymore.

Hahaha, ****ing autocorrect.

Well, there you are. You remember wrongly. The ball was on the ground and not bouncing. I just watched it back. The ball came back off the post, Mane was standing roughly in line with the penalty spot. It was good positioning, and he reacted well to the ball. You can see he was trying to side-foot place it into the bottom corner, but because he's leaning back his foot is under the ball and goes up much higher than is ideal. It clipped in off the bar, which I can't imagine for a second was his intention. I'm not complaining about the goal, just observing that at the time I was a little dubious about him. Not only because of this though, I also thought he went down too easily and holds on to the ball too long. I'm not alone in that assessment I know. I'm not talking about the goal. In fact, the goal is incidental to this conversation. I'm talking about his technique. As many have commented in recent weeks, he gets under the ball too much and doesn't have great control. That was evident even when he scored. It was great that he scored, but people who blindly claimed the coming of the second messiah after it went (and lots of you did) in were as blind as you seem to think I am. I'm not writing Mane off, but I don't think his goal was a stroke of genius. He miss hit, but fortunately miss hit towards the goal. (Last post of the day) I'm sorry, but that is just bunkum. Just look at the goals he scored in Austria, that kind of finish is the norm, not the exception. He is a young lady a day, come to a new country, who's out of form. End of. I am hoping a bit of time away at the AFCON will help.

Even with him not living up to his potential he has been decent enough. Hopefully he will find his feet here.

My prayers are that you'll stfu.

Rumours he threw himself off a bridge. Really hope not. I must stress these are rumours.

I would never assume that Sotonist is lazy...

That is all assumptions. Perhaps he couldn't adapt his game to the Premiership as the issue he has is strength on the ball. I don't think he deserves the ire that Osvaldo did, he has never seemed to be unhappy, sulked, or anything like that. You also have NO idea how hard he has worked at his game or anything like that. I think comparing him to Osvaldo is very lazy.

Good.